Nintendo High feat. Chomper384, fivenightsatandre & Tonyblazejr

Sports Sign Up/Hangout Invitation

Voltage, Chomper, Tony and Andre just finished chemistry class and were heading towards the gym. 

Tony: Dude, I heard the football team is full of cool people. My boy DK is there.

Chomper: Who?

Tony: Donkey Kong

Chomper: Oh. Is that the gorilla guy?

Tony: Yes.

Andre: Since when do you two know each other?

Tony: Years man. Same with Little Mac.

Andre: Wha? Are you friends with everyone?

Tony: No! At least not Bowser.

Chomper: Yeah, Voltage just put him to sleep an hour ago.

Tony: Oh look, there's DK.

Donkey Kong: Tony, dude what's up?

Tony: What's up man.

The two men shake hands

Tony: These are my pals, Chomper, Andre and Voltage!

Donkey Kong: Good to meet you all! Say Tony, we were looking for a runningback for our team, You up for it?

Tony: Nah, football isn't my thing.

Chomper: Hey, maybe Voltage can do it!

Voltage: Nope, I'm not filling spots for sports... unless...

Donkey Kong: What?

Voltage: Do you have a place in Hockey, or Basketball that needs to be filled?

Captain Falcon: Actually yes! Hi, I'm Captain Falcon, pleasure to be an aquatance. There's many spots that need to be filled. There's basketball, kart racing, hockey, motorcycle racing...

Voltage: I will take all of them!

Donkey Kong: Really?

Voltage: Yes, I can handle all that!

Tony: I'll be apart of the racing stuff too

Donkey Kong: Okay then. We also have swimming

Chomper: I will gladly join that!

Donkey Kong: All right then, we also have tennis.

Andre: I'll join tennis!

Donkey Kong: Okay then. There's also Martial Arts, Boxing, Wrestling and Smash club...

Chomper, Voltage, Tony & Andre: I will join those!

Donkey Kong: Okay then...

Tony: Wait, what's smash club.

Captain Falcon: You'll find out at the meeting. 2:00... be there!

Andre: Bet!

Donkey Kong: Does anyone want Badmitton? Nobody? No? Okay then.

Donkey Kong and Captain Falcon walk away.

Tony: Yo smash club? That sounds cool!

Voltage: Sounds sinister

Chomper: Come on Volt, we all know you wanna try.

Voltage: Damnit your right! 

Andre: I wonder if smash club means we smash a lot of girls.

Tony: No Andre, stop simping!

Andre: I'M NOT A SIMP

Tony: Then what was that shit with Palutena and Zelda?

Andre: That's my way of saying hello.

Tony: Bullshit!

Voltage: Both of you shut up, we'll talk about this later, right now we need to get to our next class...

Bell rings

Voltage: ... Which is now!



At Lunchtime...

Chomper: Excuse me ma'am, are those burgers seasonal?

Birdo throws a pattie at Chomper's face.

Chomper: Hey! That was rude!

Birdo: (Angry Birdo Noises)

Chomper: I don't know what you're saying.

Birdo: (More angry Birdo Noises)

Chomper: Okay I'm just gonna walk away.

Birdo: (Even More Angry Birdo Noises)

Chomper: I'm Going!!!

At the table, Voltage was eating a burrito while listening to Slipknot.

Tony attempts to take one earbud out of Voltage's ear only to get his hand slapped.

Tony: Ow, what gives?

Voltage: No touchie!

Tony: I was gonna ask you something. 

Voltage: Well I'm not interested.

Tony: Put the ear shit down and hear me out.

Voltage: Ugh. Fine!

Tony: Have you seen which girl you wanna bang?

Voltage: Yes.

Tony: Who?

Voltage: Your mom.