leave me be you funking parasite

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Fresh x Error
Top Fresh and Bottom Error
Fluff (aka none sexual love just pure love)
Error speaking is Bold
Fresh speaking is Italics
I

nk speaking in Underline
Me/Narrator talking is normal Font

No one's POV

"Sup Error, my super radical broski!" Fresh said to Error in his usual usual trashy 90's lingo, Fresh had walked up to Error who is his bestfriend and secret boyfriend, as he walked up to Error it became more clear to him that he was half naked and was getting dressed Error being only 2 ½ months into their relationship and very self conscious kinda freaked out.

"W-WhaT t-tHe F-UNKinG HeCk fresh I've tol-D y-You not to pop in r-R-RanDOMly you 90's f-Fre-ak!" Error says as his voice starts to glitch uncontrollably from embarrassment, he then quickly gets dressed, fresh being a surprisingly nice boyfriend turns around so he can't see Error changing. Now that Error is done changing he goes up to Fresh "I'm d-Done chaNging you CAn lOOk noW..."

Fresh turns around to see his much smaller boyfriend looking up at him
"Sorry for walking in on you bae that was totally unradical of me..."  Fresh said in an apologetic tone "lOOk... it's fine just doN'T dO it again, bECauSe you dId this You owe ME sometHIng." Error says while muttering about how annoying he is.

"And what do I owe to my favorite radical lil guy?" Fresh glasses are now showing !? on both sides as he smiles a stupid an sweet little grin plastered on his adorable little face all Error wanted to do was kiss him all day and do other things to him........Error get your mind out of the gutter and answer him!!!

"I Want cuDDLeS..."
"Huh, usually you get all pissy when I try to try to touch you."
"ShUt u-Up and cUDdle me our you might NEver g-get the cHaNCe To A-AgaIn!"
"Ok lil broski I wasn't complainin, I just thought it was real heckin out of character for you!"

Error makes a make shift hammock out of his strings and sits down in it and waits for his lover to come cuddle with him, Fresh walks over to Error and to Error dismay picks him up and puts him onto his lap, Error panics for a couple of seconds before realizing how much he was enjoying cuddling with his lover.

Fresh's POV

I sat down with error and put him on my lap and noticed he started to glitch more I was about to move him off of me to check if he was ok but realized that he was just fine when he turned so he was on his stomach while still laying right on top of me. One quality I adored about him was that he is really cute when he is tired like he is already cute but he is 10 times cuter so his cuteness level is now one thousand percent. I hear him try to mutter out the words can you pat my head, but all I heard was "cN chu pEt Me H-heaD" I chuckled a little on the inside because I know he'll probably try and kill me for laughing at him, the best way to describe him when he is tired like this is sleepy drunk. I obliged with his demand and run my hand through his sweater and up to his skull and softly stroke his head, Error softly purrs and cuddles into me more as he raps his arms around my neck. Error had drifted off to sleep just as I heard a sploshing ink sound and had instantly realized that it was that dumb protector of AU's... it was Ink.

No one's POV

"Error I have come to-" Ink was cut of by fresh yelling over him "get out of here you dumb and unradical skeleton!" Ink looked around for a second and realized that the voice was coming from above him he thought that maybe Error had tied up Fresh but he was completely wrong when he looked up to see that Fresh a weird 90's parasite and Error a angry glitchy destroyer were cuddling in a make shift hammock.

"Um are you and Error cuddling or am I just seeing things?"
"Yeah we are skele-bro."
"So are you guys like...um...dating?"
"Do you promise to not tell anyone or thing about this?"
"Yeah I promise to not tell!"
"I dont believe you, but ok... so me and Error have been secretly dating for around 2 ½ months."
"Well I'll leave you two be now so you can get back to your lovey-dovey stuff, bye!"

No one's POV

Ink says his goodbyes to the 90's parasite, opens up another portal presumably to the doodle sphere and left with the portal closing up behind him.

Fresh felt his smaller stir from the commotion and then Fresh redirected his focus back on his boyfriend and to petting the back of his skull, the smaller  yawns and then looks up at the taller.

"H-hello, *yawn* WHat's going on?" Error said in a very calm voice and none glitching voice. "The radical squid came by but he left and said he was leaving so we could get back to our rad cuddle session." Fresh says in a soft, calm and quiet voice so that his other stays sleepy

"Ok G-GOod night Fresh...... I LOve you." Error says in a groggy voice say the last part by accident and gets flustered turning a bright shade of blue.

"Aww~ I love you too Error."

Error drifts off to sleep and Fresh soundly follows after him, they both end up getting a very good night sleep while in each other's arm's. And surprisingly once again someone else understood boundaries but this time it was Ink and he didn't tell anyone about the relationship between Error and Fresh But did make fun of him for weeks after about him looking like such a bottom and how cute he looked while in Freshes arms.

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Omg I finally finished the first chapter it is currently 2:57 in the morning and I hope you all enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing this :>
my goal for each chapter is at least 700 words for a shit post its 300 words
1074 words

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