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!Birthday Special!

!What Slashers Do For Your Birthday!

[modern AU]

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Jason Voorhees 🔪:

-He makes sure that your birthday is perfect !

-He might even leave the camp to get a cake!

-keyword: might

-If there was a trespasser he would kill them and see if they had anything pretty or cool!

-EX: jewelry, bags, stuff in the bag, etc

-If there wasn't a trespasser he would have made you something!

-EX: bag made of grass and leafs, flower crown, jewelry made out of rusty metal, etc

-You can see his eyes shine under the mask, it's so fucking adorable!

-And the decor is- MWA- perfection! (To him)

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Micheal Myers 🔪:

-lowkey, doesn't give a fuck

-is what he wants you to think.

-Like Jason if his victim has jewelry or anything cool, that's your gift.

-however if they don't he has two options.

-steal from a store or break in a house.

-he acts like he doesn't care [he does tho]

-also the cake has red stuff on it...

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Hannibal Lector 🔪:

-No need for killing on this day!

-He lets you rest while he makes the cake and gets your gifts!

-He doesn't want it to be perfect it NEEDS the be perfect!

-he probably gets something fancy for you!

-the most relaxing day of your life!

-keyword:day ;)

-the cake is also very delicious for both of y'all....wait....

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Norman Bates🔪:

-He wants to give you a surprise birthday party!

-but it's only you and him in the hotel.....he can fix that!

-He has a hard time finding a present for you but he manages to find one..

-and it's totally not animal bones glue together to make said animal! It's not!

-his mom also says happy birthday!

-he hated getting your cake.

-but hey! You at least you got cake! [not that type of cake;)]

-best birthday ever!

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Vincent Sinclair 🔪:

-straight to the point, HE MADE A WAX SCULPTURE OF YOU!!!!!

-TO SUMMARIZE THAT WHOLE DAY, ONE WORD.

-WHOLESOME.

-THE CAKE- MWA!

-THE GIFT- MWA!

-THE DECOR- it's ight.

-BUT STILL THE BEST DAY EVER!

-And you loved your gifts! Especially the one he gave at night!

-;)

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Bo Sinclair🔪:

-forgets it.

-you had to remind him. Smh.

-you got presents, just not by him

-you also got cake! That he didn't buy.

-luv you Vincent and Lester <3 

-I mean he does give you a gift....a very pleasurable gift ;)

-To make a VERY long story short, You had a nice birthday!

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Lester Sinclair🔪:

(Im adding him bc I luv him.)

- "just the two of us~" 

-quite literally just you two.

-the present he got you was a taxonomy bunny...

-AWW HE IS SO CUTE!

-HE MADE YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE!

-HE SET UP THE DECOR!

-HE REALLY SAID "DIY" 

-LOVE HIM!

-EUENDUSUJWJAEIK

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Billy Loomis🔪: 

-He knows it your birthday! 

-but he acts like he forgets it.

-probably ask Stu to help with decorating!

-He gets you 3 presents in total!

-one he knows you will like, one he thinks you will like, and one you both will like!

-;)

-Stu got your cake!

-Lesson learn: don't let Stu choose a cake! 

-(the cake had a grug from the croods on it)

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Stu Macher🔪:

-He acts like he knows it your birthday!

-but he forgets it.

-billy has to remind him.

-Stu ask billy to help!

-[billy doesn't help]

-like I said DON'T LET STU PICK CAKES.

-pretty decent gifts!

-overall, 9/10

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Billy Lenz🔪:

-huh?

-Birthday?

-what's that?

-is it a day you give birth?

-if so, he doesn't want to do that!

-the day you were born?

-He still doesn't understand.

-you try to explain.

-He still doesn't understand.

-"billy doesn't care! Can billy touch pretty piggy now!"

-you tried.

(Started: July 21 Finished: July 24)

(I fucking suck at writing)