this character (pick day you were born)
1 - Cartman
2 - Pip
3 - Wendy
4 - Bebe
5 - Kyle
6 - Craig
7 - Stan
8 - Tweek
9 - Heidi
10 - Clyde
11 - Jimmy
12 - Nicole
13 - Damien
14 - Tolkien
15 - Kenny
16 - Karen
17 - Shelly
18 - Randy
19 - Sharon
20 - Gerald
21 - Sheila
22 - Stuart
23 - Carol
24 - Stephen
25 - Linda
26 - Liane
27 - Towelie
28 - Mr Hankey
29 - Henrietta
30 - Micheal
31 - Pete
does this (pick your month)
January - gets revenge on your enemy for you
February - sets your house on fire
March - Kills you
April - eggs your house
May - buys you something
June - sets off a bomb near you
July - beats you up
August - poisons you
September - Helps you with something
October - Pranks you
November - Hugs you
December - fights you
because (pick your zodiac)
Aries - because you deserved it
Taurus - because your cool
Gemini - because they hate you
Cancer - because you look good
Leo - because you smell
Virgo - because they like you
Libra - because they felt bad
Scorpio - because they felt like it
Sagittarius - because you didnt show up for something
Capricorn - because they think your the best
Aquarius - because they heard you might dislike them
Pisces - because you didnt befriend them
Wanted to try something else home you like it!
(also if these are so random and dont make sense im sorry)
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South Park Zodiacs
FanfictionSouth Park zodiacs idk what else to put for description
