The smelly oyster

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Nick, Rick, Davick and Rogerck sneaked into the poly...
D_ Good security? I don't think so. But suddenly, the headmaster bitted his arm off and went running to his room like a dog.

OH NO MY ARM david shouted.

But then, unexpectedly, Harrius Potterus (a pal who happened to use l.s.d for magic) came flying in his broom with a wand in his hand. "FRIENDS HELP YOU I MUST"

With a soft twist of his wand he gave Davick a new arm. It was a jar of peanut butter.

"pEANUT BUTTER" nick said quite loudly.

And started eating his arm again. While rogerck and rick went for some jam.

The end

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