Aaron taylor johnson imagines

Dave Lizewski Part 1

Daves pov: 

i guess i was the last person you expect to become a superhero not saying there was anything wrong with me but there was nothing special about me either but my only super power was being invisible to girls and even out of my friends i'm not even the funny one like most the people my age we just existed if you kicked in my bedroom door you would probably find me watching tv or being on skype with my friend Todd 

Todd: you watching family guy

Dave: nope 

Todd: me neither check out the link i sent you it's good 

or you would find me playing around mostly to the thought of the girl in my class Y/n 

Y/n: dave 

Dave: yeah...

Y/n: don't think i haven't seen you staring at me you know what your looking at 

sure that's what got me through the school day , making deposits in a whack off warehouse for later though to be honest pretty much anything set me off i swear when my hormones balance out, shares in Kleendex are gonna take a dive 

Y/n: dave 

Dave: yeah 

Y/n: i asked you can i have a pen 5 minutes ago 

Dave: oh yeah uh sorry here 

Y/n: thanks 

but don't get me wrong i like a lot of girls Especially Y/n L/n 

At lunch 

Marty: hey look i'm todd's mom 

Todd laughed 

Dave: thats funny because this is your dad 

as dave stuffed to eggs in his mouth 

Marty: oh no that's still my mom 

a guy threw a football at the table causing food to fly everywhere 

Marty: What the fuck !

i was just a regular guy no radioactive spiders no refugee status from a doomed alien world 

Dave: you know what Todd said they still do count dracula cereal they just don't sell it in stores anymore 

my mother was killed by a aneurysm in the kitchen 

Dave: mom?

as opposed to gun man in the alley so if you're hoping for any kind of i will avenge you mother-your out of luck in the 18 months since my mother died the only ever epinathy i had was that life just goes on 

Dave's dad: did they change the bee's face

Dave: no 

At the comic store 

Dave: how come nobody has ever tried to be a superhero 

Marty: well i don't know maybe because its fucking impossible dip shit 

dave: why putting on a mask and helping people how is that impossible