It was just a normal day for a pool life guard. Sitting in an indoor pool watching kids try their hardest not to drown, tripping little fuckers that ram across the sides of the pool, and just being a pool lifeguard.
that was until the pool lifeguard, arnold, noticed somebody drowning. He dropped everything. his sole purpose in life was to do his job and fulfil his life-long dream of saving somebody from the blink of death. "ah the guys drowning, i gotta go save him" He said before jumping in.
The pool was cold, no-wonder little fuckers like jimmy were running to get out, that didn't stop him tho. The cold is for pussies. He grabbed the guy that was drowning and put him on the side. The guys wife came over "oh my god! you saved that guy who was drowning!" his wife exclaimed with joy.
"it's all in the days work for POOL LIFEGUARD" pool lifeguard said.
"What should I call you?" the wife asked, curiously. "most people call me by my name but the most important call me POOL LIFEGUARD" answered pool lifeguard
"Well, i'm cassidy! this is my husband that guy who was drowning."
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call me by pool lifeguard
ActionA story about about a pool life guard that sounds like arnold Schwarzenegger (this book has nothing to do with call me by your name. it's inspired by a kurtis conner video)
