Avengers and Loki Text Messages!

Hey Big Guy

Sorry for not updating! Here goes nothing folks!

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(Bruce is online)

(Natasha is online)

Bruce: .....

Natasha: hey, Bruce

Bruce: Natasha, Loki, he told you didn't he?

Natasha: Yeah, I'll patch Clint up in a snap.

Bruce: Really? That's great!

Natasha: Yeah...

Bruce: There's something else, yes?

Natasha: Bruce, you won't understand. I'll have to patch him up in the way he likes it most but I can't do it wholeheartedly...

Bruce: ....what?!

Natasha: I-I think I have set my priorities for someone else.

Bruce: O-O may I know who?

Natasha: so far Im sorry but no

Bruce: Awww what now I really have to start working on that truth-spilling-device Tony and I have been...nvm that

Natasha: A 'Truth-Spilling-Device'? Really guys?

Bruce: It's important... and we have our own dreams on using it

Natasha: will it work on Loki?

Bruce: hopefully, I mean he IS the god of lies

Natasha:then I can't wait to find out if your contraption works ;)

Bruce: Natasha, thank you so much for helping us out okay?

Natasha: Oh no problem, Brucey.

(Natasha left the chat)

Bruce: .... nobody else calls me 'Brucey' but Tony 0-0

(Bruce has left the chat)

--------------- 20 minutes later ---------------

(Loki is now online)

(Natasha has added Loki into the group 'Not in need of help')

Loki: so

Natasha: what?

Loki: that's it?! The name of this groupchat gives away everything, nice try though.

Natasha: I'm not thinking straight at the moment... Something's going on

Loki: If it is not Barton dancing by himself in his room full of melted ice-cream then I do not know what is 'going on'

Natasha: not in the mood for jokes

Loki: Well, humour me.

Natasha: Tony tells me you're the professional in this field!

Loki: how flattering I could sense you sighing before starting that sentence

Natasha: LOKI

Loki: ROMANOFF

Natasha: LOKI!

Loki: NATASHA!

Natasha: I am literally facepalming right now

Loki: Don't hurt yourself while you're at it.