I was planning on ditching my stories and stuff because I felt weirdly depressed but hey, I saw your comments and how much you guys enjoy it so here I go! *punches air*
Enjoy the story folks! The Asgardian Gossiper is back in bla-- I mean business.
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(Tony is online)
Tony: Yo Loks ik it's early but we gotta talk
(Loki is online)
Loki: Greetings, Stark. I hope this is important. As much as I did not want to stop reading just for you...
Tony: hear me out for a minute, I heard from JARVIS that Steve told him that Thor told him that he heard Natasha talking to Clint hearing about how Bruce has been hearing about your conversations with her and hearing about how she asked help from you for something
Loki:
Tony:
Loki: I think I teared up a little. Please clarify.
Tony: look man, Im just owing you a favor. You helped me out with Steve and here I am taking you out of this mess
Loki: .... what mess? Your words? Because your words messed me up
Tony: what
Loki: nothing
Tony: okay okay so here's d thing, there's been rumors going on around the tower mate, and it's about you, Bruce, Nat, and Clint. Three of em, you dont wanna mess with
Loki: please I would destroy you one by one if Thor never dragged me to Midgard
Tony: yea and big bro is on our side
Loki: I can dream
Tony: as I was tryin to tell u, some guys think you got the hots for natasha and nat is feeding off you and clint and that causes some friction! Clint ain't happy bro
Loki: ... what about Banner?
Tony: didn't you know???
Loki: what... do I not know?
Tony: he likes Nat D:
Loki: woah no need to unleash the anger emoticon
Tony: don't you get it? U r causing friction in the team and I CANNOT have that
Loki: so what, you're just going to kick me out?
Tony: ....
Loki: Alright, fine, I am sorry my attractiveness caused some 'heat' between some people but I cannot help it. You assumed everything yourselves.
Tony: bullshit we think practically
Loki: and that was SO obvious in the situation you told me
Tony: at least I think practically
Loki: now that, is bullshit.
Tony: if you know me so well, can you guess the number in my head?
Loki: 69
Tony: wtf
Loki: magic
Tony: pfftfftftt dipshit
Loki: keep the compliments coming
Tony: so you gotta tell the team you don't have the hots for nat
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Avengers and Loki Text Messages!
FanfictionTony has given the Avengers and Loki "Starkphones". With Tony's naughty remarks, Loki's sly replies, Clint's green jokes, and Steve's much made fun of virginity.... Things get haywire... and funny. What else is there to say? Go on and dare yourselve...