I wake up and see a curly haired boy right next to me!!!!!! ITS FINNEY WOLFHAFGHGARD1!!!
"omg h-h-h-h-h--h-h-h-h-h-h-h--hii!!!" I smile. He smirks. "Your bagettful!" I blush so hard!!!! HE THINKS IM BAGETTTFULL! IVE HAD A CRUSH ON HIM SINCE I WAS 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
He grabs my face and kwisses my sevenhead! "Lets have date!!"
I decide to put on a lazy outfit since its just a park date.
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Now i have to do my hair!!!!
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Finney winny walks in and gases. "OMG YOU LOOK SO HOT"
"T-t-t-t-t--t-t-t-t-t--t-t-t-thyank you"
He bites his lip the head butts me with his lips. I fall across the room and he picks me up bridal style.
"f-f-f-f-f-finney stoppp" i kick my legs around.
"no!!" he growls.
we go to our local dog park and he sets me down in a play pen.
"BARK BARK" I start yelpibg.
I then devour a cat and bring it to finney.
"omg baby its so cute we should sacrifice it to zorp keltgan"
I smile. "you're so clever!!!"
Me and finnwyej walk to the bathroom, then shut off the lights while i lay down the cat.
I lock the door and me and finn join hands. i blush!
"DEAR LORD ZORP KELTGAN THE 7th" He starts the chant
"WE HAVE BROUGHT YOU A SACRIFICE" I continue.
We start spitting on the cat as it rises.
"It's working"
"I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour But heaven knows I'm miserable nowI was looking for a job, and then I found a job And heaven knows I'm miserable nowIn my life Why do I give valuable time To people who don't care if I live or die?Two lovers entwined pass me by And heaven knows I'm miserable nowI was looking for a job, and then I found a job And heaven knows I'm miserable nowIn my life Oh, why do I give valuable time To people who don't care if I live or die?What she asked of me at the end of the day Caligula would have blushed"Oh, you've been in the house too long" she said And I naturally fledIn my life Why do I smile At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour But heaven knows I'm miserable now"Oh, you've been in the house too long" she said And I naturally fledIn my life Oh, why do I give valuable time To people who don't care if I live or die?" I sing loudly as the cat starts to meow.
The cat touches the ceiling and starts to fly across the room.
"What's with these homies, dissing my girl?
Why do they gotta front? What did we ever do to these guys That made them so violent?Woo-hoo But you know I'm yours Woo-hoo And I know you're mine Woo-hoo (And that's for all time)Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care about thatDon't you ever fear, I'm always near I know that you need help Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit You need a guardianWoo-hoo And you know I'm yours Woo-hoo And I know you're mine Woo-hoo (And that's for all time)Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care about that I don't care about thatBang, bang, a knock on the door Another big bang and you're down on the floor Oh no! What do we do? Don't look now, but I lost my shoe I can't run, and I can't kick What's the matter babe, are you feeling sick? What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter you? What's the matter babe, are you feeling blue?Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care about thatI don't care about that I don't care about that I don't care about that," Finn yells as the cat's tail falls off.
The cat turns into a humming bird and the lights come back on.
