bf and gf uwu

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I kissed finn and he shot up. "Im so sorry jellyfish i love you and broke up with  Lorp Zorgon Bell.." 

           I smiled. "I love you too and i dont like noshahs!" As soon as i said that noah comes flying through the window. "YOU DONT LIKE ME?" he yells.

"I AM PREGMNAT WITH YOUR BABY, Y/N!" 

Finn gasps. "What?" 

"Go away noah im warning you dont wanna see my bad side." I gorwed.

"No! we need to raise baby Bald!" He cries as tears stream down his face.

I get up. Then slowly tackle him and take  a bite out of him.

"AHUAAHSJNZGCHVJBGFSJ"

"He's ready," I say as i wipe my mouth. Finn gets up and grabs Noah by his legs.

We go into the bathroom and drop noah. 

Finn turns the light off and we join hands once again.

"She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girlShe likes the boys in the band
She says that I'm her all-time favourite
When I make my move to her room, it's the right time
She's never hard to pleaseOh, no
That girl is pretty wild now (the girl's a super freak)
The kind of girl you read about (in new-wave magazines)
That girl is pretty kinky (the girl's a super freak)
I really love to taste her (every time we meet)
She's alright, she's alright
That girl's alright with me
Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey!She's a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky and young
Everybody sing
Super freak, super freakShe's a very special girl (the kind of girl you want to know)
From her head down to her toenails (down to her feet)
Yeah, she'll wait for me at backstage with her girlfriends
In a limousine (going back in Chinatown)"Three's not a crowd to her, " she says (ménage à trois ooh, la, la)
Room 714, I'll be waiting
When I get there she's got incense, wine, and candles
It's such a freaky sceneThat girl is pretty kinky (the girl's a super freak)
The kind of girl you read about (in new-wave magazines)
That girl is pretty wild now (the girl's a super freak)
I really like to taste her (every time we meet)
She's alright, she's alright
That girl's alright with me
Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey!She's a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky, and young
Temptations sing
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Super freak, super freak
That girl's a super freak
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohShe's a very kinky girl
The kind you won't take home to mother
And she will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street
Blow Derick," Finn screams at the top of his lungs as noah rises in the air.

"She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene

I said don't mind, but what do you mean, I am the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round?
She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the roundShe told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in the roundPeople always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truthBillie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my sonFor forty days and forty nights
The law was on her side
But who can stand when she's in demand
Her schemes and plans
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round
So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice
(Do think twice, do think twice)She told my baby we'd danced 'til three, then she looked at me
Then showed a photo my baby cried his eyes were like mine (oh, no)
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round, babyPeople always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
She came and stood right by me
Just the smell of sweet perfume
This happened much too soon
She called me to her roomBillie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my sonBillie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my sonShe says I am the one, but the kid is not my sonBillie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my sonShe says I am the one
You know what you did, (she says he is my son) breaking my heart babe
She says I am the oneBillie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover (don't Billie Jean)
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover," I sing like a canary. 

Noah contorts into donald duck. 

Me and finn skedaddle out of the bathroom. "I have to ask you something,"

I blush. "What?"

"I love you , y/n reginald ant bath!" He says

I blush. "I love you too,"

"Be my gf?" 

"Yes."

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