Uhhh basically SBI including the two other guys texting you to tell you DINNERSSSS READYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Philza - Old Man
Technoblade - Blood God
Wilbur Soot - eboy
Tommyinnit - Tomathy
Tubbo - Tubs
Ranboo - Amnesiac
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Philza 🕊️
Old Man: Dinner's ready.
Y/N: ddid you makejewh at I rueuqested
Old Man: Y/N, I've already told you, I don't understand you when you type like that.
Y/N: cause ur old
Y/N: I asked if u made what I requested
Old Man: Spaghetti with sugar and a sundae?
Y/N: YSE
Y/N: DID U MAKE IT
Old Man: No, I made steak and asparagus with mashed potatoes. Come down for dinner, your plate is getting cold.
Y/N: u suck
Technoblade 🐷
Blood God: Yo, dinner is ready.
Y/N: what is it
Blood God: It's spaghetti you wanted, but I'm NOT adding sugar. Also, Sundaes are for dessert, not dinner.
Y/N: SAYS WHO?????
Blood God: Says common sense, nerd.
Y/N: im not a nerd, your the nerd.
Blood God: You're*.
Y/N: proving my point 😕
Blood God: I'm about to throw your dinner out.
Y/N: DONT I'M COMIGN?!!?!?!?!!!
Wilbur Soot 🎶
Y/N: DUDE IS DINNER READY YET ITD LITERALLY BEEN 3 HOURS ITS 9PM
eboy: oops
Y/N: WTF DO U MEAN OOPS?????
eboy: I forgot to tell u lol
eboy: ur dinner is cold
Y/N: WTF DUDE?!?!
eboy: maybe if you weren't a hermit and actually came out once in awhile you'd know dinner was done 😒
Y/N: U KNOW I DONT LIKE PEOPLEEEEEE BROOOOOOO
eboy: .
eboy: L
eboy: I guess
Tommyinnit 🦝
Tomathy: Y/N DINNER SI DONE DINNER IS ODNE COME DOWN AND EAT SINNER
Y/N: why did u call me a sinner 😧
Tomathy: it was a fuckcing tpyio you bithc
Tomathy: AR EU COMIGNCRO NOT THE DINNER IS SO GOOD
Y/N: ummm idk if I wanna be at the same dinner table as u ngl
Tomathy: what the fuck.
Y/N: you're a little, how do I put this LIGHTLY, psychopathic.
Tomathy: what does that word mean
Tomathy: I'm assuming it's an insult
Y/N: no it's ok it's a compliment u should go around telling people that it's like saying ur charismatic but better
Tomathy: what does caromatic mean
Y/N:...
Y/N: it means you attract people
Tomathy: I only attract women
Tomathy: so many
Y/N: I think you should stop talking please
Tubbo 🐝
Tubs: y/n diner is ready
Y/N: do you mean dinner
Tubs: yeah sure whatever
Y/N we already had dinner though
Tubs: no we didn't
Y/N: yea we did it was pizza wasn't it??????
Tubs: do you mean lunch?
Y/N: that was lunch?
Y/N: but it was at 3pm not 12 😭
Tubs: I have no concept of time
Tubs: are you going to eat or what
Y/N: yeah yeah I'm coming
Ranboo 👑
Amnesiac: Hey loser
Amnesiac: dinners ready they ordered Chinese takeout
Y/N: did they get the shrimp lomane I asked for
Amnesiac: idk what that is I'll ask hold on
Amnesiac: they said yeah
Y/N: you don't know what shrimp lomane is 💀
Amnesiac: why would I know what that is I'm not a food professional
Y/N: whatever
Amnesiac: Whatever
Read at 6:54pm
8:33pm
Amnesiac: I FORGOT TO TELL YOU DINNER WAS READY
Y/N:.
Y/N: ok memory boy
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PROUD TO SAY I DID THSI WITHOUT HELP ALL ON MY OWN LETS GOOOOOOOOO
easy shit bro
YOU ARE READING
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