Pov yang
Yang: so what the hell happened ?
Y/n: I don't know yet
Yang: my mom kiss you and you don't really react
Y/n: to be quite honest she's a good kisser
Yang: I don't want to know that shit
Y/n: can you get me back at the school?
Yang: what about the lab?
Y/n: not going now, I have classes, and unlike you I don't work in the lab but in a prestigious school
Yang: excuse me for being just a-
Y/n: you're an admirable woman, you wake up everyday to stop criminals and being-
Yang: you're cute when you try to be the the cheerful guy
Y/n: I am just being normal
Yang: you're not normal baby
Y/n: would you kindly-
Yang: no
Y/n: but you-
Yang: no
Y/n: are you angry at me?
Yang: why would I be angry at you?
Y/n: your mother kissed me therefore you might think that she is manipulating me through sexual means so that she can then ask me other favors
Yang: unlike most men in her life you're able to think with what's between your ears and not what's between your legs...
Y/n: well no one can think with their penis
Yang: you're so dumb
Y/n: not really
Yang: shut up and get out, we're at your school
He gets out and I notice à woman who look like a whore walking to him I decide to get out and be close to him
Y/n: Agent Xiao long meet Dr Sustrai
You mean they give doctorate to whores now...pathetic
Emerald : sup'
Yang: you don't look like a psychologist
Emerald : yeah so?
Yang: bit weird
Emerald: I don't judge based on look...otherwise I wouldn't be very good
Y/n: Emerald is a great friend, she's very effective
You bet she is effective but only at blowjob
Yang: well I should go, I'll warnyoy and send you pictures of whatever we find. And if you need someone to talk to....you know my number
Emerald : I'm probably better suited for this
Yang: I'm his partner
Emerald : believe me...I know him way more than you do...in many ways
This bitch better be clean since she first took air in her slut's lungs because if she isn't I'm going to drag her in the middle so hard she'll beg me to stop
Timeskip
Phyrra: are you angry agent Xiao long?
Yang: why would I be?
Phyrra: Dr. Y/n isn't with you ..is he? And usually you 2 are always togheter
Yang: Dr nikos, don't you have a dead body to see?
