Oho Uno-REVERSE!

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SmallNezu1.0 added Aizawa into group chat

TiredAsFuck: I don't want to be here.

SmallNezu1.0: Oh shut it and face the truth!

PussInLatex: SSSHHHOOOO!!!

Rock'n'Rolling: SHO SHO! I missed you!!

TiredAsFuck: Even if I broke most of the bones in your body?

WatergunBitch: Why did you stop again?

TiredAsFuck: Problem child said sorry and he gave me coffee.

SmallNezu1.0: And you said sorry as well so we even now.

MindFuckingDog: I-

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PlaymobileBitch: I just heard a thud.

SmallNezu1.0: Oh its just Hound Dog losing conscious. He is fine. He fell on the couch nothing serious. Just a heavy boy... a think one XD

TiredAsFuck: Oh. I'll check on him.

SmallNezu1.0: Go do that. Now that everything back to normal, Aizwa you getting a co-teacher for us. It's Tensei Iida.

TiredAsFuck: I can work with that, he's tolerable.

SmallNezu1.0: I know, this is why I got him. Anything else I have to know for now?

TiredAsFuck: You're my favorite.

Rock'n'Rolling: Damn, without hesitation.

PussInLatex: You wish that was you huh? HAHAHAHAHAHA

WeDon'tTalkAboutMe: He's mine already!

SmallNezu1.0: Correction I am no ones!

TiredAsFuck: I never claimed him, he's just my favorite student.

MickeyGoneWrong: However do you know about him?

SmallNezu1.0: What are you implying?

MickeyGoneWrong: Midoriya. Tell us more about yourself.

SmallNezu1.0: Oh as if you would be ready to do that. Why should I?

MickeyGoneWrong: Since you know so much about us, why not tell us about you?

SmallNezu1.0: Still a hard pass for me.

WatergunBitch: Oh I am interested!

LostInSpace: I can't be bad, right?

TiredAsFuck: I beg to differ.

Rock'n'Rolling: Shota?

SmallNezu1.0: Nezu, NO!

MickeyGoneWrong: Hm?

SmallNezu1.0: Don't you dare pull an Uno-Reverse on me!

MickeyGoneWrong: Uno-Reverse. Bitch.

TiredAsFuck: Damn.

SmallNezu1.0: NO! YOU WILL BE REGRETTING THIS

Rock'n'Rolling: I'm now interested.

WeDon'tTalkAboutMe: I know about it a bit... it's sad.

PussInLatex: Shush.

SmallNezu1.0: Everyone shush and go back to work! Why is this so important anyways?

PlaymobileBitch: You exposed Nezu, his competitive mind says 'my turn'. To put it simply.

SmallNezu1.0: Jesus why?! Damn rat! I am warning you one last time!

KillMeHealMe: He's not gonna listen.

Rock'n'Rolling: My back is freezing.

Midnight and WatergunBitch: ??

TiredAsFuck: He's got too many chills up his spine.

Ectoplasm: Ah yes, the Mic translator is back.

TiredAsFuck: Shut up bacteria.

Ectoplasm: I-

MickeyGoneWrong: Now then, let's start this!

SmallNezu1.0: SHIT! AMA KICK YA!

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MindFuckingDog: This is interesting. Continue.

KillMeHealMe: You condone this?!

MindFuckingDog: I just want tea.

TiredAsFuck: I'm not saying anything more.

PussInLatex: Oh my.

SmallNezu1.0: I swear to god, don'T mess with me Nezu!

WatergunBitch: Oh I'm going to hide.

TiredAsFuck: I'm watching this unfold.

Rock'n'Rolling: Of course you would.

MickeyGoneWrong: How about the fact that he was quirkless. Let's start here.

SmallNezu1.0: NO! Stop it!

MickeyGoneWrong: Yup, he was originally quirkless.

SmallNezu1.0: Nezu stop!

MickeyGoneWrong: Surprisingly, his best friend Bakugou turned on him and started to bully poor little Midoriya.

SmallNezu1.0: Everyone turned on me, happy now! Now stop it!

MickeyGoneWrong: Hmm, am I satisfied? No, no I'm not.

SmallNezu1.0: Why? Come on stop it!

MickeyGoneWrong: Didn't your dad leave you and your mom? For his mistress in America?

SmallNezu1.0: ... Nezu!

LostInSpace: Poor little green bean!

SmallNezu1.0: Stop this! I swear to god, I will pay you back for this. Stop it!

MickeyGoneWrong: Didn't Bakugou also tell you something else? And Allmight that same day?

SmallNezu1.0: YES! FINE I KNOW IT! I KNOW HOW DAMN USELESS AND A WASTE OF SPACE I AM! WHAT YOU WANNA TELL ME?! I SHOULD HEAVE THE ADVICE?! YOU WANT ME DEAD? SURE GO AHEAD BUT YOU WILL BE THE ONE WHO WILL SUFFER!

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TiredAsFuck: Problem child where are you?

WatergunBitch: What was the advice?

MickeyGoneWrong: To pray for a quirk in the next life and jump of the roof of their school. I must say, I am disappointed.

MindFuckingDog: WAIT WHAT?! AND YOU TELLING SOMETHING LIKE THIS? WHERE IS HE?!

TiredAsFuck: I'M LOOKING!!!!

Rock'n'Rolling: I'll help you Shota.

PussInLatex: I was walking back to our dorms but I'll be looking too.

FoodGOD: He is in my kitchen and asked me for KAtsudon but he was crying. Nezu he is mumbling something about paying you back 10 fold..

TiredAsFuck: I'm on my way.

Rock'n'Rolling: Ok, we'll give you guys some alone time. All might, we're having a talk about what you told him.

FoodGOD: It's fine. I got this.

WeDon'tTalkAboutMe: What I told him? I already told him sorry so many times and tried to make it up. I know what I did was wrong and realized it the same day too. This is how he is in UA and has my quirk.

Rock'n'Rolling: Still, you and I are having a talk.

MindFuckingDog: I'm on my way to find that blonde kid.

KillMeHealMe: No killing today! I am too tired for everything.

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