Poip fucking dies

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Poip is listening to Cabinet Man by Lemon Demon. But then Bambi comes out of nowhere and stares at the Amazon Echo Dot ™ playing the song on loop. He smiles evilly and Poip knows exactly what he's going to do, and tries to stop him but fails miserably. "ALEXA PLAY NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP" He yells.

(uhh i forgot what alexa responds with so i'm just gonna go with what i remember)

"Here's Never Gonna Give You Up, by Rick Astley, on Amazon Music." Alexa says. Poip screams as the song plays, and Bambi just laughs. Poip then fucking dies because of the song and Bambi leaves.

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