This chapter is directly against shiyoruu because they are sick. At first I thought they were normal though that did not last for long. We will just call them Shiyo for short.
So if you didn't know our friend Shiyo is suffering from a disease that happens often to fan fiction readers.
So I felt like I should discuss this with you all ☺️. The disease is called smut-hungry but for short SH which coincidentally are the first letters of our friend Shiyos name.
SH DISEASE
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SYMPTOMS:
1. Always asking for smut
2. Being secretly horny all the time.
3. Dislike angst and likes lemon.
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Cure:
The cure is pretty easy to find, it's reading smut/lemon/nsfw. Though the hard part is actually getting them to read it and actually recovering.Which gets us to the main problem of Shiyo, the cure doesn't work and they keep trying to escape the hospital which is why I have secretly hired a team of doctors for Shiyo ❤️.
iMaricela / AngelicStar_Maricela our smartest doctor who usually is working in the reception checking whenever Shiyo runs.
lhianavn our assassin, though it may sound brutal it is true. Sometimes other hospitals try to take Shiyo and that's where lhianavn comes in. To slash them before they can take our precious Shiyo.
aspxnexe our spy, they are the doctor who always brings Shiyo back. Works quickly and works quite well with our smartest doctor.
Senorita43 our doctor who usually is the one near Shiyos bed. Works very well in keeping Shiyo distracted.
sadGaythoughts our most logical doctor who is most likely found helping us with our ideas to keep Shiyo inside.
ILike_Boba69 our camera, or so we call it according to me. They work with cameras and whenever they find anything they quickly report it to our smartest doctor.
idkbitch9 our janitor, who usually makes the floor extra slippery where Shiyo usually runs.
SleepEatReadAndDie our chef, works with the food to keep Shiyo alive. Usually writes smut on the omelettes to remind Shiyo.
Last but not least EpisodeRob35 our medicin, or so we call it. They are the ones making our cure/smut. A hardworking dedicated worker.
Every chapter every pain. We would get some horrible news about Shiyo escaping so I thought that we should dive into how it happened.
It started when Shiyo commented on this story about wanting them to fu- yeah. And I thought I would help them by sending them a smut fanfic so they could get what they wanted. Let's check our messages.
Its starts off with me sending them the lovely inspirational story.
And our patient Shiyo had the AUDACITY to say something bad about the story.
And they were asking if they should finish it and said they were traumatized. Which was when I called the ambulance and we brought them to our hospital.
Diving deeper in our messages they just decided not to answer my question which is really depressing and respect less.
THEY CONTINUED BEING DISRESPECTFUL AGAINST MY NORMAL QUESTIONS.
COULDN'T EVEN ASK ABOUT OINKING OR QUACKING WITHOUT THEM GETTING ANGRY.
Now that's where it ends, currently they have escaped and not even our top spies can find them. Well so we thought, they are in my basement and I really need an ambulance to bring them back so please come.
That was all I had to say everyone. Now have a good day (except Shiyo) stay safe bye!!!
OMGGG 1000 READS. Don't blame me if your are traumatized 😤. Btw is Shiyoruu in the hospital?
And lastly after this chapter what ship would you want next?
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