Sussy amungus x shrek 🥵🧄🧄🧄🧅🧅🧅😡

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Shrek pov.

It was a nice breezy fall day in my swamp.

Everything was perfect.

It was silent and I was skinny dipping in my swamp / hot tub.  I just dropped a log in the murky water so the water was extra thick and muddy 🤪🥵🥵

I was sitting in my tub dreaming of my perfect swamp life and how sticky this delicious water was, until I heard something that snapped me from my daze. 

"Oh No!"

It sounded like a human 😡😡😡🤬🥵🥶🥶😔😥

I got up from my mud bath, I didn't bother with a towel or even covering up.  I walked over to check out what made that sound. 

I walked around a tree then I saw a bright red round sussy-looking animal of sorts.

It was odd looking and was RIGHT in the MIDDLE of MY SWAMP!!

I was furious so I screamed at the top of my lungs

"GETT OUTTT OFFF MY SWAMPPPPP NOW!!!!!!!" 

When I yelled that I spat at the creature and my delicious saliva got all over the creature. 

The animal practically had a heart attack and fell to its knees trembling.  It looked at me so quickly with its sad eyes that were full of fear. 

I instantly felt bad, it was a tiny creature and was obviously lost in my swamp.  I decided I would help it and lead it to get out of my swamp

I then said

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. Here let me help you"

I offered my hand to the creature that had fallen and was on its knees.

But instead of accepting my apology and my help the animal slapped my hand away and yelled

"YOU BETTER BE SORRY YOU BIG UGLY OGER!!"

I was honestly surprised at this response so I backed off and put my hand up. Saying sorry, didn't mean it.

But the creature continued to yell at me with venom spitting out.

"HOW DARE YOU YELL AT ME" "WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!!??  WHY ARE YOU IN A SWAMP??!???!!!!  WHY ARE YOY SO UGLY AND GREEN!!??!"

Now I was getting mad, all I did was say get outta my swamp and now this small whimpering animal became a cobra full of wrath and fury.  I hate to admit it but it was kinda hot 🥵 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😡😡🤬😒😰🥶😞🦶🦶🦷💀💀🤮🤮

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