"i like gay ppl" Genshin chatfic

Beingguang family

Beidou: Kazuha, where tf r u?? You still haven't clean the ship 😠

Kazuha: Sorry mommy

Aether: WHAT

lumine: knew it muahahahaha

Childe: so, did beidou adopted kazuha??? 🤔

Beidou: yes we did.

Aether: we...?

Ningguang: Yes, we.

Childe: WGAT

Venti: WGAT

Lumine: WHAT

Aether: WHATG

Keqing: What?!

Thoma: Knew it!! 😁🤚🏳️‍🌈✨

Ayaka: this isn't our arc yet thoma....

Sayu: I just want to sleep....

Itto: SLEEP DEEZ NUTS

Kujou sara: YOU

Itto: oops 😍

Itto: wrong emoji

Itto: oops 😥

Kujou sara: I'LL FIND YOU! and END YOU.

Itto: NOPE NADA BDA GET DEEZ NUTTED KUJOU DEEZ NUTS IN UR MOUTH HAHAHA 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂

                  Sara shoves deez nuts inside
                        itto's mouth, he died.

Sayu: touché

Beidou: anyways, kazuha, cmere you lazy kid! 😠

Kazuha: but mom

Ningguang: listen to your mother, Kazuha.

Kazuha: yes mom 😞😞

Beidou and Kazuha went offline.

Tartaglia: Wasted opportunity scaramouche! 😔🤚

Scaramouche: what

Lumine: damn😔🤚🏳️‍🌈✨💔

Aether: regret 🤐💔🔪

Venti: brocken ⛓️💔🥀

Signora: dead 💀✨

Venti: dead like you

Signora: you too, soon. dumbass.

Childe: HELPOPOAOIOA

Signora: you too, ginger bread.

Childe: ....

Aether: 😲 stop spoiling grrrr 🤬🤬

Lumine: you're mom

Aether: we share the same mom oh wait we don't even have a mom. btw your*

Lumine: IT'S A JOKE DUMBASS

Aether: oh your joke wasn't funny, tbh you're the only funny joke here 😂

Lumine: At least im funny.

Aether: ....

Venti: ouchhh 😬😬 did you guys had a fight or something 😥😥

Aether: why am i even her twin

Lumine: because obviously im better than you

Aether: better at what? at being a absolute joke?

Lumine: no, better at being prettier than you.

Aether:....

Aether: 😭😭😭😭

Venti: too far 😬

Childe: yikes 😬

Amber: that's gonna hurt tomorrow...

Bennett: that's my line...

Ugly bitch: no one cares bennett 🙄

Lumine banned, slapped, stabbed, ugly bitch from the group.

Childe: who even was that?

Lumine: bennett slanders 🙄🙄

Aether: they EXISTS!?!?!??

Lumine: yeah they do unlike your bitches 🙄

Aether: 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Aether: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Aether left the group.

Venti: .... uh oh... lumine.....

Childe: damn lumine so baddie 😩

Xiao: you messed up.

Albedo: someone told me i should invent a nuclear today. to bomb who's house again? oh right, lumine.

Lumine: w-whos that someone....?

Albedo: me.

Lumine: guess today is the day i die

Venti: RIP lumine you'll be missed.

Childe: NOOOO I didn't even had time to ask for her number 😭😭😭

Lumine: 💔

              Lumine got nuclear'd lol. (She got kicked)

Xiao: venti.

Venti: AYE AYE SIR.

Venti added Aether to the group.

Aether: why 😭😭😭😭

Xiao: aether, it's ok.

Albedo: come to my lab tonight, I'll make you feel warm :)

Xiao: no wtf fuck off.

Albedo: your mom

Albedo & Aether went offline.

Xiao went offline, rage quitting.

Venti: what about me 😭😭

Signora: you should stay lonely.

Childe: first time agreeing with baldnora 😁😁

Venti: WTF CHILDE I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE 😭⛓️🥀💔🔪

Childe: side deez nuts 😂😂

Childe went offline.

Signora: lmao

Signora went offline.

Venti: im so brocken 💔🥀⛓️🔪

Lumine hopped into the server.

Lumine: same 🔪⛓️🥀💔 why does my bro has a harem while i dont??? so brocken 💔🥀⛓️🔪

Childe is now online.

Childe: hey ;)

Lumine is now offline.

Childe: im now brocken 🔪⛓️🥀💔

Venti: we together stay forever brocken, comrade 🔪⛓️🥀💔

Childe: C-c-comrade..... 🥺🥺🥺

Childe: lol no i have zhongli

Childe is now offline.

Venti: oh.

Venti: why is everyone in this group gay 😭😭

Rosaria: does that mean you're gay

Venti: oh yea. wait what

also thanks the small bunch of y'all for actually reading this wtf i was actually thinking of not sharing this on public but it was just too sexy to me so here we are

i promise i can write something serious but sometimes it's kinda cringe to me 💀

also do y'all like candies