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i present to you 

SPOILER ALERT FOR EVERYTHING

the death chat

members:

idk everyone dead

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Derek shepherd: i want to die

Lexie grey: well then i have good news for you

Henry burton: but why

Andrew deluca: haven't you guys seen it already

mark sloan: what ??

Derek shepherd: so i died 7 years ago today

lexie grey: you died, i did not know that

mark sloan: oke but...

derek shepherd: my wife is cheating on me

mark sloan: you're dead 

lexie grey: you want her to be a sad widow till she dies

derek shepherd: no not really but i just can't get over the fact that she is dating this random transplant surgeon 

andrew deluca: NICK IS A TRANSPLANT SURGEON

andrew deluca: what the hell

andrew deluca: i can't

andrew deluca: she would never

derek shepherd: .... she did

derek shepherd: now you know what i felt when she started dating you

andrew deluca: mehehe

george o'malley: come on guys you are dead let her have some fun 

derek shepherd: and you are???

george o'malley: george 

george o'malley: remember 

george o'malley 007

mark sloan: he was run over by a bus

derek shepherd: ooo yeah now i remember

derek shepherd: but you are right i should let her have this one

george o'malley: remember finn

derek shepherd: ............

mark sloan: finn???

derek shepherd: he is meredith's ex

mark sloan: wait wat did i miss

derek shepherd: no no it was before you came to seattle

mark sloan: i feel there is a story here

Denny Duquette: o yeah there is

george o'malley: i'm telling you it is the best story ever

derek shepherd:  ......... sure

george o'malley: so mer and izzie  just like bought a dog for no reson

derek shepherd: but george hated the dog

Denny Duquette: so he said its me or the dog

george o'mally: and ofc she chose me

lexie grey: so the dog went to derek

derek wait how do you know this

Lexie grey:  she is my sister remember she told it all

Denny Duquette: anywaysssss

george o'mally: the dog was sick and they went to a vett

derek shepherd: the vet was a nice guy named finn

mark sloan: no no no she did not dated a vet that is just cruel

lexie grey: oo yeah she did

derek shepherd: lol buuuuut

Denny Duquette: meredith liked the vet a little too much

mark sloan: lmao

lexie grey: so meredith and finn started dating

derek shepherd: soooo weeks went by and i did not liked finn

mark sloan: ofc he is a girl thief

lexie grey: derek was married he chose addison you can't judge mer for being with another man after you broke her hard

mark sloan: yeahh but still

lexie grey: WHAT MARK WHAT

derek shepherd:  i feel a good fight coming op

lexie grey: don't have time for that

mark sloan: tell me the rest of the story

lexie grey: yeah yeah 

george o'malley: soooo doc the dog was so sick he had to be put asleep

Denny Duquette: but there was also a prom that night

mark sloan: a prom at the hospital??

derek shepherd: yesss

lexie grey: now wait for the good part

george o'malley: so they put dog to sleep and than they went to the prom

lexie grey: but there was some kind of tension between mer and derek

derek shepherd: so i went away from addison to "grab some water"

lexie grey: and mer went away from nick "to get some air"

george o'malley: the went into a room

lexie grey: they first had like the most hot fight ever

derek shepherd: "hot fight" 😂

mark sloan: the story is not done tell more

Denny Duquette: now the good part 

Denny Duquette: they had sex ofc 

mark sloan: THEY HAD SEX ON A PROM NIGHT WILE THEY WHERE THERE WITH THEIR PARTNERS

derek shepherd: addie cheated on me so....

andrew deluca: this is such a good story

derek shepherd: not not nottttt done

Denny Duquette: during their sex i died 

derek shepherd: rip

andrew deluca: rip

lexie grey: rip

george o'malley: rip

derek shepherd: so callie came into our room when we were like just done with having the best sex ever whe couldn't find mer's panties but whe had not much time so mer run to denny's room and i went back to addie

Denny Duquette: i was still very death

derek shepherd: so idk 3 days after that addison and i broke up but mer had to dump me or finn

lexie grey: but that was a hard hard choice

george o'malley: after like a week Mer had a surgery and she dumped finn

mark sloan: and they lived happily after after.




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