classic blade and his family funny moments pt2

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Heya we are back at it once again with part 2 once again they don't belong they belong to Elsword800 now let's goooo

We cut back to the theater to see everyone seated and sans looking tired . Let's just he and the girls had a great time.

Fatal omni 404: Alright everyone let's react to part 2 of the emergency


The screen turns to show blade holding a razor while looking nervous

OP God 404: 911 what's your emergency

Blade: yeah hello I just need your help with this one thing real quick

Chara: what does he need help with?

Sans: you'll see

Blade: I just bought this new set of clippers and I kinda nervous when I'm getting to cutting and can you stay on the phone with me. Because I'm kinda nervous

Asgore: so you're helping him cut his hair

Sans: not on his head

Everyone was confused by that blade didn't have any facial hair

OP God 404: ok sir make sure you go real slow

Then blade point the razor Down there. Everyone gets the memo now

Frisk: oh down there

Sans: yup

Chara: whyyyy?

Sans: I don't know

We hear cutting and then we hear a thud

Blade: oh fuck

Everyone boy: *grabs theirs and winces*

OP God 404(concerned): what just happened

Blade: oh alitar..oh.. oh alitar. My dick is gone. Oh blade junior

OP God 404: why would you try and shave your meat

Chara: that must suck

Frisk: Mhm

Blade: I wasn't trying... to I just got a little too close. I'm a fucking woman now

Every female: hey nothing's wrong with being a female!!!

Ting ling: what are you doing little bro?!

Chara: who the hell is that??

Sans:that is blade big sister ting ling

OP God 404(concerned): who the hell is that??

Blade(nervous): that's my big sister, I can't let her see me like this

We hear a door being bashed down and saw ting ling

Ting ling: I didn't know you had a pussy

Blade looks around scared as fuck

Ting ling: looks like we're gonna have some extra fun

Everyone(except sans blade's and papyrus): what does she mean by that

We hear a zipper being pulled

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