BOOM BABY!!! (Y/N) (L/N) here, and if you thought the last books couldn't get even more crazier and epic than before, then BOY YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT! From several new adventures, new girls, and probably some of the biggest threats I'll ever take on...
The minute Ed stepped into the area, well he was received a very strange welcome.
???: HELLO EDWARD ELRIC! WELCOME BACK TO CENTRAL!!
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Major Alex Louis Armstrong (The Strong Arm Alchemsit! He loves boasting about his family's lineage, and is a very kind-hearted muscular man! The second youngest of his family, his eldest sister, Olivier is the most powerful general in the Amestrian Military, who considers him a good for nothing loser due to him deserting his comrades during the Ishvalan Civil War!)
Ed: AAGH! Major Armstrong!
He then proceeds to flex his muscles.
(Y/N): Oh brother, Elfman would love this guy! Hell, Kirishima would just aspire to be like him!!
Ed: Just ignore him. He's not worth i-
Armstrong: Now Edward, saying such a rude thing to your friends and family is very very cruel! YOU NEED TO INTRODUCE THEM!!! FOR I AM MAJOR ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG, THE STRONG ARM ALCHEMIST!!!
Carla: Oh brother.
Wendy: I don't know. I kind of like him. He seems nice.
(Y/N): And too shiny. What, did he wax his muscles with oil?
Armstrong: I was blessed with them! They've been passed down through the Armstrong line for generations!
Erza: Okay, I say we go in, before he continues to aggravate me.
(Y/N): Agreed. Nice meeting you, Major.
And so...
Ed: Don't show up. Don't. Don't. Don't-
???: So, you're back Fullmetal?
Ed just growls in annoyance.
Ed: Hi Colonel.
Mustang: So, you didn't find any Philosopher's Stone?
Ed: You're a real stinger for time you know that?
Mustang: And you're short on it.
Ed: WHAT?! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
(Y/N): Down boy. Sorry, I'm (Y/N) (L/N), I'm from Japan. You probably-
Mustang: Yes, you're the one who the East praises a lot.
(Y/N): Hey, if I remember correctly, our countries used to be buddies! Remember?
Ed: He's got a point there Colo-
Mustang: Can we just get this over with?!
Ed: Sure! You tell me what you know, and I get out of your hair for a while.
Mustang: Very well.
Soon...
Hughes stepped up to announce the fight!
Hughes: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN OF THE AMESTRIAN MILITARY, GIVE IT UP FOR COLONEL ROY MUSTANG, THE FLAME ALCHEMIST!! And now, LET'S HERE IT FOR OUR PEOPLE'S HERO, EDWARD ELRIC!!!
Military Officers: Where? I don't see him!/What a BEANSPROUT.
Ed: WHAT?! WHO YOU CALLING A BEANSPROUT, YOU JERKS!!!
Alphonse: Ugh, why Brother?
Winry: He's making an ass of himself.
(Y/N): Literally. What a-
You then stop yourself, realizing that the Pipsqueak will continue to rant!
(Y/N): Hey! Punch him in the face, Ed!
Ed: With pleasure!
Hughes: Okay! Alchemists, on your marks, get set-
He then bows and runs for it!
Hughes: NOW GO AND FIGHT!!
Ed: Huh?
Mustang: Too slow.
He snaps his fingers and BOOM!
Ed begins to run away.
Mustang: Strike quickly and you end quickly.
He keeps snapping, and Ed keeps running!
Ed: ONCE I STOP RUNNING, YOU'RE DEAD! Sorry about this!
He jumps into the crowd.
Mustang: Well, such a small target would be hard to hit.
Ed: SHUT UP!!
Mustang: You should also never fall for an enemy's taunts.
And then, most of the audience evacuated as the flames kept coming with each snap!
(Y/N)'s Group: WHAT THE HELL, YOU PSYCHO?!
Mustang: Where did he-
He then sees a clay doll that Ed made with a tongue sticking at him.
Ed: GOT YA!
He comes at Mustang with a Lance and destroys his right glove!
Mustang: Damn!
Ed: Got ya now!
He then transmutes a giant cannon!
Ed: I win!
But Mustang brought his left glove in!
Ed: AAAAAAAAAAGH!
Mustang: Hmph.
He snaps and the whole cannon explodes, sending Ed flying onto the ground.
Ed: Ow. Just finish it.
Mustang: With pl-
But then he gets a shocking flashback to the Ishvalan Civil War where he kills a boy, and Ed transmutes a blade right at Mustang's neck!
???: Enough. We've seen enough. A skilled fight between two skilled alchemists.
Mustang: We are honored by your compliment Fuhrer!
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Grunmen (Formerly a General, he is now the current Fuhrer, who resides in Amestris, Germany! He always has his country's well being in heart, though he's also kind of wacky and a bit of a dirty old man!)
Ed: Hey! We're not done yet!
Fuhrer Grunmen: Yes, it's true. But if you went on, you could destroy everything.
