It was a stormy day in sugondese
I asked my friend gargamel to come over ofc he said yes that beautiful man he was ♡♡♡
I heard a knock on my door. Shit. I just shat on my nice dress because that scared me.
"Come in" i say.
There he was
Gargamel
With his adorable cat Azrael
"Sorry I'm a bit messy" i said
"Don't worry i shat my pants too" he said
His eyes glimmerd in kitchen lights
"Uhm i have s-s- spare clothes for you if you w-w-want them" I blurted out
A rose tint covered his cheeks
"I would loved that" he smiled
We both walked over to my closet, the hallways were narrow,so when we walked we were really close together
His hand brushed over mine a couple times sending butterflies through my stomach 🦋🦋🦋
"Most of the stuff might be too small but i do have some things that will fit since i stole some from my brother"
He just nodded.
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We got changed into new clothes
"wanna watch a movie garg?" i asked
he blushed at the nickname
"ofc baba girl"
i of course blushed too
We sat down on my the couch together
we turned on a scary movie
a jump scare happend
i held onto gargamels hand for comfort
it stayed there for a while
soon gargamel and i were close together
He was gonna kiss me
His onion breath
and my garlic breath mixed so well
he smashed his lips onto mine
sending onions down into my throught
and i sent garlics down his throught
"bye you dog fish" he says exiting my humble home
"Bye" i said
i couldn't stop thinking about his
big fluffy puffy stuffy ruffy gruffy truffy wruffy dandruffy eyebrows
and his shiney bald head
The end <3
