Gargamel and I were going to hunt down the smurfs today. I was exited because I could carress his oily balding head.
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"Hey bbg" he says snapping my head off my neck "Hey my sugar plum pookie" I say putting my head back on and twisting it so I stayed in place for next time.
"Hey pookie bear I think I saw papa surf over there" I say pointing and running towards where I saw him.
Papa surf then grew massive and stomped on me and gargamel but it's ok because we died together <33
