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Simi, Carlando, Lestappen, Yukierre and more
Yes this is inspired, and I love it when others are inspired so don't worry about it if you want to take bits from here 🫶
This is an aver...
Daniel: and Lewis made fun of me for not wanting to play with you guys 🤨
Lewis: I take it back
Seb: children, what do you want for dinner?
Yuki: Dino nuggets
Seb: Yuki, you are a literal child
Lando: nuggets
Seb: oh please don't tell me Yuki's got everyone hooked on chicken nuggets
Pierre: he's been trying to get you to make nuggets for a while now seb
Checo: I think you should give in this time
Seb: EVEN CHECO?! 😭
Yuki: yesssss
Pierre: Yuki's good at persuading.
Max: you speak from experience?
Pierre: We went out running. Now I'm sitting with Yuki eating ice cream that I bought. I don't even know how we got to this point.
Charles: well is he enjoying it?
Yuki: yes
Pierre:
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Seb: well atleast Yuki is happy
Pierre: true, and food truly is the way to Yuki's heart
Yuki: only your food pear-pear 🥰
Pierre: love you too yukes 🥰🥐
Mick: stop 😭
George: privet DMs for a reason 😭
Lewis: no need to make us feel lonely 😔
Val: your not lonely Lewis 🤨
Lewis: shut up Val
Lando: no no, SPILL THE TEA ☕️
Charles: Chat the chai 🍵
George: conversate the Chamomile 🫖
Alex: Babble the boba 🧋
Max: Elaborate the Earl Gray 🫖
Zhou: Gossip the GongFu 🍵
Kevin: alright alright, stop with the tea shit- and Lewis- SPILL
Lewis: I'm not talking about this
Zhou: OH MY GOD
Mick: WHAT
Zhou: I fucking love you Val
Val: love you to bro 👍
Lance: what?! What did Val tell you?!
Zhou: I'm sworn to secrecy, but I know what Lewis is on about
Carlos: Zhou, do you take bribes?
Zhou: sorry, can't, if I tell, Val won't spill the paddock tea to me weekly 🤷♂️
Charles: wait...
Val: shit-
Charles: You manage the 'Paddock Tea Spill: weekly'?!
Fernando: what is that??
Charles: an online person, who posts a magazine format 'rumour spill' on insta, twitter, Pinterest
Lance: 'rumour spill'??
Charles: just talking about stuff going on in the paddock, like public rumours, friendships and fan speculations.
Val: yes, I will admit, I do write and publish 'Paddock tea spill: weekly'
Zhou: and by not talking about the tea spilled, and also helping listen in for stuff around the paddock, I get the early scoops
Charles: lucky! I have to wait for it to be posted every week!
Seb: I don't want a conversation about social media in the group chat- the question still stands, what do we want for dinner?
Yuki: DINO NUGGIES!
Kimi: seb, the baby wants Dinosaur chicken nuggets, just give him it
Max: y'know dino nuggets don't sound to bad
Kimi: we should have the nuggets
Alex: oh my god favorite child treatment
Kimi: I should adopt max at this point
Kevin: you should, your favouritism would be justified then
Seb: it's an 18 year age gap
Kimi: good enough for me
Max: do it- I don't like Jos
Alex: none of us do
Max: he did hit someone with his car- massive red flag 🚩
Pierre: omfg- adding red flag to the end made that a perfect F1 joke
Max: Kimi, if you're serious I'll ask my mum :))
Kimi: you are my child :))
Max: asking my mum (We're going to pretend Jos is in prison- for multiple reasons)
Kevin: while we wait for that, anyone got anything good to share?
Checo: I am bored tbf..
Carlos: I watched Lando slip on wet leaves
Lando: you said you wouldn't talk about ittttt 😭
Daniel: I pushed Fernando in the pool... he won't go near me at the moment
Seb: I think that's justified
Alex: I got flamingo rubber ducks, and George stole one and cut its head off with a bread knife.
Kevin: so that's what that shouting was yesterday
Alex: #Traumatised
George: #WorthIt
Seb: ugh. Chicken nuggets it is, and dino nuggets for Yuki
Yuki: YAY LOVE YOU MUM
seb: love you to child 😞
Max: HEY KIMI
Kimi: yes max?
Max: Adopt me now
Kimi: gimmie the papers
Max: yes ——————— I know it doesn't work like this but it's funny so we go with it 👍
Jesus it's been so long since I posted- I haven't had inspiration, and was a bit down, but since race season is back this weekend I'm back in good spirits! 😄
The spill the tea part was from Pinterest if anyones interested And no the Val running a tea spilling account is fake- or is it 🧐
