Singapore 2023

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Carlos: OMG OMG OMG

Lando: OMG OMG OMG

Lewis: what a nice race you guys #Blessed

George: KILLING MYSELF OVER THIS

Lando: STFU GEORGE YOU HAVE A WIN ALREADY

Kimi: also don't kill yourself in general

Seb: thank you kimi

Oscar: well done Carlos 

Carlos: thank you Oscar

Charles: "it looks like they're going to sacrifice Leclerc"- George Russel

George: sorry mate

Charles: don't worry about it- I think how your race... finished.. makes it not as bad as mine

George: oh really.

Charles: sorry..

Carlos: I cannot with Ferrari at the moment

Max: anyone else wanna come down to 'talk' to some Ferrari strategists 🤩

Lando: ooo I'll come with you 🤭

Charles: y'know what, I'll come too

Yuki: wow Charles is actually gonna stand up for himself

Charles: low blow Yuki

Liam: I mean can Yuki make any blows that aren't low?

Pierre: HAHAHA

Charles: I'm finally fed up with Ferrari 💔💔

Fernando: I never thought this day would come

Seb: it should have come sooner let's be honest

Carlos: I'm already fed up- I'm making my own strategy every race

Lando: and I got to be a part of it!!

Romain: How romantic

Daniel: the fact you guys both knew what you were doing but both Ferrari and McLaren had no idea was fucking hillarious

Romain: and slightly disappointing

Oscar: it was very entertaining though

Max: I hope you guys liked that race

Carlos: finally having a chance instead of redbull being 20 seconds ahead 💀

Charles: y'know what, I almost did

Fernando: Charles are you a little bit salty

Charles: hmm, I think I am

Max: maybe you should come to redbull 🫵😁❤️💙

Charles: Maxie that's mean to Checo

Max: I'm sorry Checo

Sergio: it's fine max 😂 and anyway- redbull do look like they are planning on getting someone else

Max: it seems like they are- maybe Charlie can come over 😁

Charles: Max I can't join redbull, I would be a second driver

Max: And your ego's too big for that??

Charles: You know it is??

Carlos: being at Ferrari is like being treated like a second driver- even if your the first driver

Charles: maybe I could be a redbull driver

Carlos: no I need you Charles, your too funny to lose, I can't handle Ferrari alone 😭

Max: hey lando... wanna join redbull?? 😁

Oscar: NO HE DOESN'T.

Lando: sorry max, my new teammate has already been bonded to me

Carlos: it's true, I think Oscar might die if he's not with lando

Oscar: no I won't

Lando: Silverstone

Oscar: that was different

Lando: no it wasn't

Carlos: Oscar you're fighting a losing battle

Oscar: okay maybe I have separation anxiety- SO WHAT

Lando: awww I love my sweet mentally ill grid child

Seb: Has Oscar been grid-adopted by Lando?

Oscar: yes

Fernando: mark will be sad to see you adopted by another driver

Kevin: as in mark webber?

Seb: yes

Kevin: I mean I'm sure Fernando would know

Fernando: shut up Kevin.

Oscar: ??

Seb: Fernando had a thing for Mark

Fernando: Seb you better shut your mouth right now

Seb: Fernando had a little crush

Oscar: ohhh Mark told me about that!

Fernando: what?

Oscar: he told me about how you'd be nice to me because of him, and how you too used to 'share romantic looks' or something

Max: ew old people love

Charles: STILL MAD ABOUT BEING SACRIFICED.

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