SGE SHIPS

Tagatha

I snap my fingers and Tedros, Agatha, Hort, Sophie and the Coven appear.
Me: Hi again guys! I have a new ship for you!!
Sophie: Has it got me in it again?!
Agatha: Or are you going to bring back to life more psychopaths who were better off dead?
Me: we shall see...
I snap my fingers again and a piece of black paper drifts down, lettered in silver calligraphy.
Me: Tedros and Agatha!
Tedros stares at Agatha, looking like an excited puppy.
Tedros: Agatha! It's us!
Agatha looks at me, and then Tedros, and then me again, before promptly trying to run away.
Me: There's no escape from here until the shipping is complete!
Agatha: fine. But make it quick
Tedros: Where are we goin-
They disappear in a puff of black smoke.
Sophie: we haven't had a ship with me in it for a while...
Hester: there have literally only been three so far and you were the first!
Sophie: but still - I don't want to be forgotten!
Dot and Anadil share a glance.
One hour later Tedros and Agatha reappear, both soaking wet.
Sophie: Aggie! What are you wearing?
At closer glance we can see that Tedros and Agatha are both wearing swimsuits.
Me: I just sent them to my world to explore! It seems like they found the water park!
Agatha mumbles something indiscreetly
Me: What was that, Agatha?
Agatha: *could we have a few more minutes*
Tedros: I knew it! You said you hated it but I knew you loved the water slides!
Dot: What's a waterside?
Agatha explains water slides to a dumbfounded Dot.
Me: ok, time to give this ship its ratings!
Tedros:10/10
Me: Tedros you can't vote when you are in the ship
Tedros frowns and Agatha pats him on the shoulder
Hester: 9/10. They're kinda cute
Anadil: I agree with Hester, 9/10
Sophie: 7/10, I still think that me and Tedros would've made a better match but it's nice to see Aggie happy, so 7
Hort: 10/10! They're the perfect couple.
He coughs
Hort: apart from me and Sophie, obviously, if that wasn't clear already-
Dot: yes,yes we know Hort, anyways, I give them a 4/10.
Sophie:four!?
Agatha: why a four Dot?!
Dot: meh. I've always seen myself with Tedros, you know?
Everyone stares at Dot and she shrugs
Me: ok.... Now time to count the scores! Tedros and Agatha, you got 39/50!
Tedros: Only 39?
Me: you can blame Dot for that. Anyway, time for you all to leave!
They all disappear and I am left in the void.