The Black Phone GC (with gen z humor)

part 5: more tea if its possible😶

GC: men lovers😋✊
Tuesday
9:53 a.m.

*robinsbandana added newsboy to men lovers😋✊*
*robinsbandana added mintyman to men lovers😋✊*
*robinsbandana added invisiblegriffin to men lovers😋✊*
*robinsbandana added pinballvance to men lovers😋✊*

mintyman: whats this 🤨

robinsbandana: guys i need help
robinsbandana: its about finn

invisiblegriffin: omg what is it this time

pinballvance: whens the last time something has happened and it didnt involve finney 🤔🤨🙄

newsboy: im all here for it though🍵🍵👂👂😦

robinsbandana: ...

mintyman: guys shut up🙄 robin go ahead

robinsbandana: so uh.... you all know finney came over last night...
robinsbandana: we ended up watching a movie and falling asleep..... basically i woke up basically clinging to his side.
robinsbandana: i like him. like, LIKE like him but idek if he likes me back. i wanna ask him out to the movies but i dont want it to be weird. i just need your guy's help cuz im fucking stupid

mintyman: FINALLY OMFG. GUYS ITS HAPPENING

invisiblegriffin: WE DONT HAVE TO SUFFER LISTENING TO FINNEY ANYMORE 🕺💃

pinballvance: fucking queers

mintyman: you are to vance you cant say shit🙄

pinballvance: keep talking and ill nock your teeth out

mintyman: yes sir🧎

robinsbandana: ok whats happening.

newsboy: isnt it like painfully obvious🤨🤭

robinsbandana: uuuh

invisiblegriffin: do i really need to spell it out for you😐🙄

robinsbandana: yeah thats besically what im asking🤨

invisiblegriffin: oh😐. well basically since your fucking blind finney likes you too. hes been simping for you in a diff gc and now idek if its gonna get better or worse😭😭

robinsbandana: UR JOKING RIGHT

mintyman: uuh no almost like everyday hes talking ab you😭

newsboy: wait where even is finn

robinsbandana: HEY ONLY I CALL HIM FINN YOU HEAR ME

newsboy:ok😨😭

robinsbandana: finn's still at my house, we are just watching tv

mintyman: ok when are you asking him then

robinsbandana: uuuh idk

pinballvance: just ask him now and get it over with. you both obviously like eachother just do it istg🙄

newsboy:^^^

invisiblegriffin^^^

mintyman^^^^

robinsbandana: well shit ok.

invisiblegriffin: WAIT
invisiblegriffin: what movie

robinsbandana: OMG I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF THAT WTF. WHAT MOVIES DOES HE LIKE 😨😨

pinballvance: do a horror movie. he gets scared, he holds onto you or some shit. typical couple stuff.

newsboy: ok but why has vance been giving good relationship advice lately

invisiblegriffin: why he single

newsboy: @mintyman
newsboy: 😏🤭

mintyman: billy stfu😨😑

pinballvance: 🤨

mintyman: ANYWHOOO BACK TO PICKING MOVIES

invisiblegriffin: wtv🙄, i heard theres this new horror movie coming out

robinsbandana: whats it called any movie will do tbh

invisiblegriffin: uuuh i think its called the grey iphone

(a/n: HAHAHAH IM SO FUNNY)

robinsbandana: yk what i saw the trailer we are seeing that one. ok im gonna do this wish me luck ig

newsboy: good luck man

mintyman: HAVE FUUUUN

invisiblegriffin: PLAY SAFE CHILDREN😋

pinballvance: ^^

*robinsbandana went offline*

mintyman: why do i feel like a proud dad.

pinballvance: i feel the same its like weird.

invisiblegriffin: GAY DADA WOOT WOOOOT

pinballvance: griffin stfu istg.

invisiblegriffin: whatever you say ☹️🙄

newsboy: so uuh do we just wait?

mintyman: yup

newsboy: alright bye everyone😋😋

*everyone is offline*

(a/n: im currently in the car going home from camping so this is very rushed and sloppy and short lol, i will end up fixing it up when i get home though also HIS HAIR IN THE DAMN PHOTO IM OBSESSED I CANT EVEN 😭😭, anyways have a good day drink lots if water and stay healthy love yall<3)