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𝑴𝒂𝒇𝒊𝒂'𝒔 𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒅  by Lunasmithss
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𝑴𝒂𝒇𝒊𝒂'𝒔 𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒅 by Luna Smith
As she bends down, exposing the soft skin of her inner thighs, her pants hugging every curve. Adam's cock throbs, his restraint snapping. "𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶...
Running With Scissors by Sam_le_fou
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Running With Scissorsby Sam Camp
Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...
The Black Duchess by ShadowViperLibrary_
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The Black Duchessby ShadowViper
In a world ruled by men, she was never meant to survive-let alone reign. Born into a life of power and bloodshed, she learned early that strength was the only currency t...
How to Get Yourself Killed in the Shinobi World - Volume One by moxiaobo23
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How to Get Yourself Killed in the...by Gideon Blackwood
The Most Reckless Ninja in the Shinobi World Transmigrating into the world of Naruto, while everyone else was striving to become stronger, Shinomiya Aoba found himself e...
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The seven villains are my brothers[BTS ff] by luvbangton
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The seven villains are my brothers...by Xu Zen
"A sister? Such a bothersome word" "Oi,what's up with her? is she mentally ill?" "she has too much energy to waste on. Such a troublemaker"...
Wednesday's Child Is Full Of Woe by BaguetteManOfficial
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Wednesday's Child Is Full Of Woeby מלך הבגטים🤟
New cover is courtesy of the wonderful @Aikon_MJ5 Apparently this story has been"Hand picked by Wattpad ambassadors for top 3 Netflix stories" ?!?! I didn't g...
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Falling On Ice (COMPLETE) by Dreamy627
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Falling On Ice (COMPLETE)by Dreamy627
Noah Matthew has personal problems with family and goes to therapy to attend those issues. Hockey has been his outlet since he was a young child. Him and his hockey te...
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Adler | The Aces of St.Sinclair BOOK 1. by _HEROWIN_
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Adler | The Aces of St.Sinclair BO...by _HEROWIN_
Book One of the Adler series ** St. Sinclair, the illustrious academy honoured nationwide as a catalyst for the intellectually gifted youth. Though in reality, its serve...
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How to Get Yourself Killed in the Shinobi World - Volume Two by moxiaobo23
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How to Get Yourself Killed in the...by Gideon Blackwood
The Most Reckless Ninja in the Shinobi World Transmigrating into the world of Naruto, while everyone else was striving to become stronger, Shinomiya Aoba found himself e...
This isn't your everyday fanfiction. This is advanced fanfiction. by LordOfTheBiches
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This isn't your everyday fanfictio...by LordOfTheBiches
Naruto (various) x suicidal! Gn! Reader (Warning: deep topics like suicide (duh)) Okay... so you die. And you find yourself in Naruto. Pretty simple, yeah? But you want...
The Contractor (Wednesday Addams x Male Reader) by Mikexlrose
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The Contractor (Wednesday Addams x...by Mikexlrose
Nevermore Academy, a school for the outcast, the creatures and beings of the world that society would rather keep in the shadows, the ones that are more than they appear...
Don't underestimate me (suicidal Deku) by Plantloverforlife
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Don't underestimate me (suicidal D...by 🌵Plantloverforlife 🌵
A Quirkless Loser and the boy in Ua are the same person. He is dangerous for himself and incredible geniuses. Who can destroy people with words. But the words with which...
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How To Attract A Serial Killer  by SereneDamsel
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How To Attract A Serial Killer by Serene Damsel
When a mysterious killer started wiping out the city's prettiest, meanest, most scandalous girls, Eleo thinks she's safe. She's none of those things. She's just a clumsy...
When My Shift Ends | ✓ by iwearheelys
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When My Shift Ends | ✓by iwearheelys
When former beauty pageant queen, Ellie Wilde, hears of her grandmother's sickness, she's the first to offer to drive her to her chemotherapy. What she didn't know she w...
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𝐂𝐈𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐒‎  ๛ ‎ ˢᵏᶻ ᵃᵘ by tiger-milk-tae
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𝐂𝐈𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐒‎ ๛ ‎ ˢᵏᶻ ᵃᵘby .˚⊹ ᵇˡʸˢ ˖ ࣪⭑
❝ ᴏᴋᴀʏ, ɴᴏ ᴏꜰꜰᴇɴꜱᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ᴋɪᴅɴᴀᴘᴘɪɴɢꜱ, ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴏɴᴇ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇᴀꜱᴛ ꜰᴜɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀ. ❞ ❝ ᴍᴀʏ ɪ ᴀꜱᴋ ᴡʜʏ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀʏ? ❞ ❝ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ꜱᴜᴘᴘᴏꜱᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ɪᴛ! ❞...
Oonan's Perturbations by Haiography
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Oonan's Perturbationsby 👉 Richard Haia | Author of “...
Oonan. A warrior without mercy, a bard without talent. When breaking head-throwing records got boring, he decided to try singing. That's when the world truly felt fear. ...
TBD (male!Wednesday x male!oc) by hyperfixationhopper
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TBD (male!Wednesday x male!oc)by [insert meme here]
Based on "I Saw Her Bloodied..." by @Julia_Hart90 , but I made it boy x boy.
Harry potter and his life of bullsh!t by st0rmh3art123
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Harry potter and his life of bulls...by st0rmh3art123
The war had lasted years too long and Harry was left alone, the only one to survive on the battle field. He couldn't take it. But Death had different plans for him. This...
HELLUVA BOSS (remastered) by BiancaSantana880
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HELLUVA BOSS (remastered)by Bianca Santana
Many people asked me about helluva boss at first i didn't like it but after watching it, i started to like it but it was a shame they didn't made that many episodes so i...
The Serial Killer's Guide to Love and Murder by MaskedParkers
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The Serial Killer's Guide to Love...by 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓴𝓮𝓭𝓟𝓪𝓻𝓴𝓮𝓻𝓼
(A dark horror-romance retelling of the Hades and Persephone myth) Jade Salvador is your typical dissatisfied, burnt-out twenty-something-year-old. Crushed by the weight...