Darkhumor Stories

Previously known as FALLEN RIVALS They say there's a thin line between love and hate. Because sometimes, the person you hate... isn't the problem. They're the story. This is the story of the ones we hate... and accidentally fall in love.

[EDITED] [NOW AVAILABLE ON KINDLE & PAPERBACK!] [2023 WATTYS SHORTLIST🎉] [@Wattpad Reading Radar Feature✨] [@Wattpad Valiant Heroes Feature✨] [@WattpadAsianFantasy 2024 Winter Catalogue Cultivation Month Feature✨] The secret to success? A good set of tires, and a hell of a vendetta. ________ Echo Yun is a square racing prodigy, a collegian newbie, and 10.5 million dollars in debt. But it's the first two that will be the one to save him from the third. When Echo gets a second chance to take back his life through open recruitment of the university's most prestigious racing team, a team that could take him straight to the greatest - and most lucrative - racing championship of the century, he takes it in a heartbeat. But with his past at his heels, a sport of ruthless nature, a social ranking working against him, and a team of elite racers turning everything he's known about his world on its head, Echo is forced to come face to face with the dark price of what true victory will really cost him. And just how far he's willing to go to pay it. The race begins. Winner takes all. [COMPLETED] [#1 in BLOOD AND GORE] [#2 in RACING] [#3 in DARK HUMOR] [#5 in ACTION-ROMANCE] [#6 in WEREWOLF]

Y/N Goldberg was forced to move away from New York thanks to his adoptive brother from another mother, Joe Goldberg, who once saved his life. However, once they're at Los Angeles, he finds out that he's got a lot more in common with his older self than he thinks.

The war storms at the Frontier... The gods are broken. The empire is burning. And the end has already begun. A warrior with no past unleashes power no mortal should wield. A young ruler clings to a dying crown as his people lose faith. A chaos mage, feared and revered, walks with death in her shadow. Amongst their ranks-two Rifter siblings, wilders of ruin, benders of space and time. Feared. Watched. Leashed by the most powerful. But even under chains, love blooms... and loyalty begins to shift. When the empress falls into a cursed slumber-her unborn child the last ember of prophecy- the empire sends its strongest into the Abyss of Lost Quintessence: A place where even time forgets itself, where silence hungers, and where One of the Roots of the Umbrovyn Tree stands-ancient, cracked, and bleeding memory. Monstrosities roam, daring to strike in daylight. The veils whisper betrayal. Alliances splinter. Some stand frozen, unsure of their next move- fearing one wrong step may provoke the wrath of a dominion vast as a world and cruel as the gods who forged it. Old gods stir, craving redemption through ruin. The Royal House fractures beneath betrayal. A founding father, long patient, now bares their intent- to seize the throne by force, by cunning, by wagering all that is. Their House's malice toward the flawed Royal line can no longer be cloaked. Love will test loyalty. Legends will bleed. And in the dying light of Ether-Space- The Aurora must not fall... Or all realities will burn. 🔥

Nevermore Academy, a school for the outcast, the creatures and beings of the world that society would rather keep in the shadows, the ones that are more than they appear and that...is where your story begins. Eyes as blue as the azure sky that is the symbol of the Contractor, but what does that mean? All will be revealed as Wednesday Addams walks through those doors.

Adventure, friendship, explosive action (and diarrhea), this book has it all! Blending surreal comedy with soft, psychological sci‑fi, "Local NPC discovers dreams" feels like Inception meeting meme culture. The result? Dream travel gone wrong. Two strangers accidentally meet in a shared dream and get stuck there - one a sarcastic girl who never asked for a sidekick, the other a lost NPC-like guy who doesn't even know how he got here. Their differences in character aren't even the worse things they'll have to overcome... « Do you see it? - What? - There. Right behind that tree. He squinted at the green uniform mass of bushes. Nothing particularly shocking around them, except perhaps a bald head poorly hidden between two shrubs. Great, another bald head. But this one was probably trying to put them back in jail.» Welcome to the nightmare they never asked for.

A GinJay fanfic. Ginny Star Sakura is an investigative reporter who hunts truth like a weapon. Jayna Moon Miller is a fixer who cleans up messes and leaves scars behind. When Ginny's latest investigation drags her back into Jayna's world, old betrayals resurface, anger ignites, and desire turns dangerous. As syndicates close in and revenge drives every choice, the line between justice and obsession disappears. They hurt each other. They want each other. And walking away may cost them more than staying. ~.~ Genre: Dark sapphic romance · Revenge-driven · Power play · Explicit tension · Angst-heavy

New Yorks a pain. But moms happy with sleaze what can a daughter really do. Besides that. I'm ultimately bored in this city haven't found one exciting thing. If I find one exciting thing then maybe I'll like it.

❝ ᴏᴋᴀʏ, ɴᴏ ᴏꜰꜰᴇɴꜱᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ᴋɪᴅɴᴀᴘᴘɪɴɢꜱ, ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴏɴᴇ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇᴀꜱᴛ ꜰᴜɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀ. ❞ ❝ ᴍᴀʏ ɪ ᴀꜱᴋ ᴡʜʏ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀʏ? ❞ ❝ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ꜱᴜᴘᴘᴏꜱᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ɪᴛ! ❞ -ˋˏ ִֶָ𖥔 ִ ࣪ ˖𖥔 ִֶָ ˎˊ- Copyright © December 2023 Blys @tiger-milk-tae Wattpad, All Rights Reserved Disclaimer: I do not own Stray Kids, (tragically), nor do I own the members. The only things I personally own are the plotlines I created, and my own fictional character versions inspired by real life idols.

Turns out, attending a vampire-hunting academy when you're secretly a vampire is... complicated. I'm Gloria, channeler at the Beltraine Sisterhood. My best friend Faelina lets me feed from her in secret, but even she doesn't know the whole truth. And it's getting harder to keep myself from draining her dry. Because nothing says friendship like wanting to rip your roommate's throat out. VEINGLORIA is perfect for fans of Vampire Academy, Legacies, and A Deadly Education, this dark academia fantasy blends forbidden magic, vampire romance, and supernatural mystery into an addictive tale of survival and self-discovery.

On Harry Renard's fifty-fifth Birthday he awakes to find that his face has been encased in a black cloud, which he thinks is odd because it had not been there the night before. On inspecting this strange phenomenon, Harry realises that he can just about see out through the dark mist, but his face is completely obscured from the outside. Unsure of what to do but worried that if he is late for work again, on yet another gloomy Monday morning, his juvenile boss Tarquin Stark will finally have a reason to dismiss him. On arriving at the office Harry is surprised to find the cloud has expanded to engulf his whole head, but why does no one else in the office seem to notice? UNDERBELLY [n.] singular The soft underside or abdomen of a mammal. An area vulnerable to attack. A dark, hidden part of society. Trigger Warning, This story contains themes of Bullying, Suicide and Self-harm

A work in progress

FBI Special Agent Isobel Hurley has faced down cartels, terrorists, and cold-blooded killers without flinching. So when she's assigned an undercover protection detail for the spoiled, reckless son of a powerful billionaire-someone the agency believes is the next target of a ruthless syndicate-she shrugs it off as routine babysitting. Easiest mission of her career, she thinks. Pose as his new personal security consultant, keep the idiot alive, collect intel on the threats closing in. In and out in a few weeks. Then she meets Xavier Donovan. Charming. Arrogant. Far too intelligent for his own good-and dangerously unpredictable. What starts as a simple protection op spirals into something far darker: whispered threats that come from inside the family estate, encrypted messages only Xavier seems to understand, and a growing suspicion that the real danger isn't just targeting him-it's using him as bait. Every instinct screams that Xavier is hiding something explosive. Every late-night confrontation pulls Isobel deeper into a web of secrets, lies, and forbidden attraction she can't afford. The closer she gets, the more she realizes the mission isn't about saving him. It's about surviving him. And as the syndicate's shadow tightens around them both, Isobel begins to wonder the most terrifying question of all: What if the biggest threat isn't the enemy outside... but the man she's sworn to protect?

I've watched a lot of isekai, but... I haven't been run over by a truck, nor eaten poisoned food; how is that even possible? But... it's not that bad! If I were in the first episode right now, by the end of this period, a murder would have to happen and the main character...

25-year-old Grace Avery is a stunning woman working as a detective/investigator. Due to her looks, she often gets sexist remarks from her colleagues, seen only as an object of praise and beauty rather than a fellow detective. Annoyed and frustrated, she goes to an old friend for help and assistance, asking for a partner who doesn't care about her looks and has the brains to work with her, to which she learns that there is a person who could help her, the problem lays in the fact that, that person is the very same man who Grace knew and hated in high school, Basil M. House. Will Grace continue to hate his guts? Is Basil the same man whom Grace knew in High school? And will their relationship change? This is a reimagining of Sherlock Holmes stories by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Besides being a reimagining, it's also a composite of different mystery stories and movies that I loved, so don't be surprised if some of the cases or puzzles look familiar. Apologies for the grammar mistakes:( Really enjoyed writing this:) This story is also on royal road

What happens when the world's smallest country decides to become the world's biggest problem? In short? They won the lottery. Then they bought a country. Want more details? Anton has been selling electrical cables for 11 years. Ștefan organizes birthday parties for a senator's dog. Both hate the Romanian state. When they win €11 million in the lottery, they have a brilliant idea: why pay taxes when you can flee and buy a country? An absurd comedy about patriotic tax evasion and microstates."

The story continues as the mysterious warden of Zig-Zig is eventually informed about Herschel's escape. Against every principle of his precious Dalmicir school, Lyeasrakardsul submits and asks the Knomes for help before finally receiving the dreaded p-wyrd. Herschel is arrested as a chicken thief and brought to the town Stagna where he has been prejudged as a p-e-r-v-e-r-t by popular opinion, and where he will have some of the most significant encounters in his life.

Apa jadinya kalau tatapan tajam bisa bikin orang berubah? Joko Wiryawan, guru SD yang terkenal dengan "tatapan maut"-nya, nggak pernah mukul murid. Tapi sekali dia menatap... murid bisa langsung merasa berdosa tiga generasi ke belakang. Dari tatapan itu, lahir gerakan "Tatapan Sosial" - aksi diam yang bikin pelanggar aturan malu sendiri. Tapi saat gerakan itu viral dan diambil alih pemerintah, segalanya jadi kacau. Orang jujur dibunuh. Anak SD balas dendam pakai pisau dapur. Dan orang-orang yang cuma mau terlihat baik, malah membunuh kebaikan itu sendiri. Sebuah kisah lucu, getir, dan reflektif tentang moral, media sosial, dan bahaya jadi manusia paling benar di internet. > Karena terkadang... yang paling perlu diselamatkan bukan dunia, tapi diri sendiri dulu.

(Contains spoilers for all chapters) [Version A] Kris, for the past 2 days, haven't had their autonomy for quite some time. Their soul had been making choices for them that they'd rather have not been made. However, after the Queen's battle, wake up in the overworld, confused and disorientated, but.... with free will, again? They would be happy, but it's cut short when they realize that what they hoped for came with a strange price. A price that they hope they can get rid of soon before things go awry.

Saya has a special arrangement with a dragon. She gets tied to rocks. He gets the gold. They scam villages with fake sacrifices, overcooked rituals, and a convincing act of "damsel in distress." She's no maiden - just a fast-talking harlot with sharp instincts, flexible morals, and a talent for moaning on cue. He's no terrifying beast - just a very old, very gay, very arthritic lizard with a hoard, a temper, and joint pain from shapeshifting too much in the bygone ages. It's all going swimmingly until heroes start showing up. Cults get nosy. Other dragons get ideas. And Saya begins to wonder what exactly she's doing in a world where virtue gets sacrificed and livestock counts as treasure. A sword-and-sandals fantasy with scams, sarcasm, sensuality, and sheep.