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Wednesday's Child Is Full Of Woe by BaguetteManOfficial
Wednesday's Child Is Full Of Woeby BaguetteManOfficial
New cover is courtesy of the wonderful @Aikon_MJ5 Apparently this story has been"Hand picked by Wattpad ambassadors for top 3 Netflix stories" ?!?! I didn't g...
The seven villains are my brothers[BTS ff] by luvbangton
The seven villains are my brothers...by Hyuga Xu Zen
"A sister? Such a bothersome word" "Oi,what's up with her? is she mentally ill?" "she has too much energy to waste on. Such a troublemaker"...
Harry potter and his life of bullsh!t by st0rmh3art123
Harry potter and his life of bulls...by simper of milfs
The war had lasted years too long and Harry was left alone, the only one to survive on the battle field. He couldn't take it. But Death had different plans for him. This...
Running With Scissors by Sam_le_fou
Running With Scissorsby Sam Camp
Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...
Don't Wanna Be Another Sad Story (Montgomery Gator X Reader) by Cassalynn
Don't Wanna Be Another Sad Story (...by Cassalynn
Waiting for her inevitable demise from the incurable sickness she was cursed with, yn just carries on through the motions of her existence. She's ready to die and has de...
Apex Predator by Darkpetal16
Apex Predatorby Leah
In which Konoha's beloved jinchūriki finds herself in an odd new world with only Kurama by her side. He insists bijū bombs are the only way to fix this issue. OP charact...
Species Unknown [Book 2: Pisces) by fantasynote
Species Unknown [Book 2: Pisces)by Anna
*MERMAN ROMANCE* Moving from the warm beaches of Oahu to the rocky shores of Monterey, California was supposed to be a fresh start for college graduate Leilani Ono. Howe...
Villain In A 'Reverse World' [Re-write]  by Redz90002
Villain In A 'Reverse World' [Re-w...by Redz 2.0
[It's a Rewrite because Wattpad cucked my previous account] What if Izuku Midoriya, a Villain (Anti-hero) was executed after all the crimes he did. But instead of ending...
𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐭 robin arellano ★ by kultur3
𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐭 robin arellano ★by ❛ 𝑲𝑼𝑳𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑬 ❜
❝ I BITE MY TONGUE ITS A BAD HABIT❞ 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑰𝑵 𝑨𝑹𝑬𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑵𝑶 𝑭𝑨𝑵𝑭𝑰𝑪 2022 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛, 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪�...
Sinfully Imperfect by EefaKhan
Sinfully Imperfectby Eefa Khan
"You make me commit sins, I never fucking thought I'd ever come across." "You're such an alluring sin that I'd love to commit every fucking time." ...
The Night Diaries by immortal_her
The Night Diariesby 🌹
Just when Rhyme's life finally felt perfectly normal, she was faced with her biggest fear, the most brilliantly planned betrayal breaks her. She is somebody who never ba...
𝐈𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐂𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 ━━━ by ixonicsxcret
𝐈𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐂𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 ━━━by ixonicsxcret
┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ "I would never, and could never, love you" she seethes angrily. The curse poisoning her words like a sharp blade to the heart. His breath hitch...
The Sherry in Shadow by WriterErou
The Sherry in Shadowby Erou
Ever since Shadow killed her father, Sherry has been biding her time prepping. Now armed with an arsenal of artifacts, including one that can disguise her appearance, sh...
Biting Mad by PurrnelKitty
Biting Madby Hana Martinson
Magic and murder pay better than retail... Retail wasn't the career Regina had in mind when she graduated college. On the other hand, neither was murder-for-hire, but th...
A Noble Ambition With Bloody Means ( a villian story) by hoifzf
A Noble Ambition With Bloody Means...by Uchiha Sasuke@17
This is the story of a man known as a ghost the Boogeymen the one who's legendary in the criminal underworld from going from just another dirty crook to rising enough to...
The Chronicles of Ezra Thomas by kirifreehugs
The Chronicles of Ezra Thomasby Ezra
My therapist said I should keep a journal.
The God in the Machine by JudeMan01
The God in the Machineby JudeMan
Gods live an eternity, much too long, and thus are driven to boredom. Bored gods meddle. When they treat lives like toys, only suffering follows. Men prop idols to repre...
The Maintenance Man by JulianDrake67
The Maintenance Manby JulianDrake67
Calvin, the maintenance man, has been stuck in an endless, neverending loop of duties within the Green Meadow apartment complex that he tends. Every day is the same, un...
A Tale Of Reject Heroes  by hoifzf
A Tale Of Reject Heroes by Uchiha Sasuke@17
this is a tale of three individuals from different worlds forced by they're higher power to build a kingdom despite they're morally compromised mentality they were convi...
Miss Mafia!  by Jeonfinx
Miss Mafia! by jeonfinx!!
He hovered me into the wall twisting my hands behind my back leaving few inches between us Kevin : This marriage will only last upto 6 months nothing else! Rose : anot...