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Running With Scissors by Sam_le_fou
Running With Scissorsby Sam Camp
Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...
Forced Addiction (COMPLETE) by Dreamy627
Forced Addiction (COMPLETE)by Dreamy627
Medical Registered Trauma Doctor, Kaia Blanc is well known in her field, paid well, desired among many hospitals for being good at what she does at her young age althoug...
Adler | The Aces of St.Sinclair BOOK 1. by _HEROWIN_
Adler | The Aces of St.Sinclair BO...by _HEROWIN_
Book One of the Adler series ** St. Sinclair, the illustrious academy honoured nationwide as a catalyst for the intellectually gifted youth. Though in reality, its serve...
No Dogs Allowed by anasianamateur
No Dogs Allowedby gemma young
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The seven villains are my brothers[BTS ff] by luvbangton
The seven villains are my brothers...by Hyuga Xu Zen
"A sister? Such a bothersome word" "Oi,what's up with her? is she mentally ill?" "she has too much energy to waste on. Such a troublemaker"...
Devouring Her Soul by em1koaikawa
Devouring Her Soulby em1koaikawa
Vivian Zhu is abused by her father, and being an only child with no mother doesn't make it any easier. To make matters worse, she's being bullied at school by Andrew Kei...
The Girls Of December  by orchidzxxz
The Girls Of December by December
This is a yarn of two best friends who met via social media and were inseparable and then how they met two other best friends and fell in love . AASHIKA SINGH is sweet...
SCREW UP hamzah the fantastic by yeheeyahoohamzah
SCREW UP hamzah the fantasticby fclairedrake
"and maybe in another world, I'm not such a screw up."
'Best Friends'  by unlikebinxx
'Best Friends' by Jazz (she/her)
They started off as friends, then went to friends with benefits, and now feelings are in the mix.
𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐒𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐲 - 𝐃𝐞𝐤𝐮 𝘅 𝐅!𝑽𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 by B1ngB0ngBooks
𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐒𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐲...by VonBawn
- "𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘪𝘵. 𝘞𝘦'𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘴, 𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘪�...
Harry potter and his life of bullsh!t by st0rmh3art123
Harry potter and his life of bulls...by st0rmh3art123
The war had lasted years too long and Harry was left alone, the only one to survive on the battle field. He couldn't take it. But Death had different plans for him. This...
Wednesday's Child Is Full Of Woe by BaguetteManOfficial
Wednesday's Child Is Full Of Woeby מלך הבגטים
New cover is courtesy of the wonderful @Aikon_MJ5 Apparently this story has been"Hand picked by Wattpad ambassadors for top 3 Netflix stories" ?!?! I didn't g...
Don't underestimate me (suicidal Deku) by Plantloverforlife
Don't underestimate me (suicidal D...by 🌵Plantloverforlife 🌵
A Quirkless Loser and the boy in Ua are the same person. He is dangerous for himself and incredible geniuses. Who can destroy people with words. But the words with which...
القتلة لا يحبون  by AdalinnaScott
القتلة لا يحبون by AdalinnaScott
ثم انك يا عزيزي لن تحتاج سلاحا...فقد ولدت واحد.
Well.. I Didn't Expect this. Huh. || W.A. Fan Fiction by AriusMagnus
Well.. I Didn't Expect this. Huh...by Marshall ✨☀
Femreader x ??(girls) A half Filipino girl who didn't expect to be reincarnated in ʷᵉᵈⁿᵉˢᵈᵃʸ ᵃᵈᵈᵃᵐˢ that she always watched in bilibili apps. What will happened if she...
Unwanted Lesbian Love by TrueMe3000
Unwanted Lesbian Loveby TrueMe3000
-This is all a joke 👾 - this story is all over the place I apologize -Under MAJOR maintenance... please trust the process
Prison of love by writingsbyaly
Prison of loveby Aly Madame
Massimo Torricelli, the great mafia boss in Sicily, Italy who took his father's position after he became deceased. He's a ruthless, angry and hard, heartless boss. he d...
The unpredictable Situations we end up ourselves in by Milana101Charlie
The unpredictable Situations we en...by
If you wish to keep your identity a secret,how far would you go? Running away,disguising yourself as someone else or just simply disposing of the one who seeks the truth?
This is a story of a boy from Italy who had an amazing yet mysterious encounter with a charming 17 yo girl who became enemies at first yet fell in deep love..