Darkhumor Stories

New cover is courtesy of the wonderful @Aikon_MJ5 Apparently this story has been"Hand picked by Wattpad ambassadors for top 3 Netflix stories" ?!?! I didn't g...

"A sister? Such a bothersome word" "Oi,what's up with her? is she mentally ill?" "she has too much energy to waste on. Such a troublemaker"...

The war had lasted years too long and Harry was left alone, the only one to survive on the battle field. He couldn't take it. But Death had different plans for him. This...

Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...

Waiting for her inevitable demise from the incurable sickness she was cursed with, yn just carries on through the motions of her existence. She's ready to die and has de...

In which Konoha's beloved jinchūriki finds herself in an odd new world with only Kurama by her side. He insists bijū bombs are the only way to fix this issue. OP charact...

*MERMAN ROMANCE* Moving from the warm beaches of Oahu to the rocky shores of Monterey, California was supposed to be a fresh start for college graduate Leilani Ono. Howe...

[It's a Rewrite because Wattpad cucked my previous account] What if Izuku Midoriya, a Villain (Anti-hero) was executed after all the crimes he did. But instead of ending...

❝ I BITE MY TONGUE ITS A BAD HABIT❞ 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑰𝑵 𝑨𝑹𝑬𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑵𝑶 𝑭𝑨𝑵𝑭𝑰𝑪 2022 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛, 𝘵𝘸𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪�...

"You make me commit sins, I never fucking thought I'd ever come across." "You're such an alluring sin that I'd love to commit every fucking time." ...

Just when Rhyme's life finally felt perfectly normal, she was faced with her biggest fear, the most brilliantly planned betrayal breaks her. She is somebody who never ba...

┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ "I would never, and could never, love you" she seethes angrily. The curse poisoning her words like a sharp blade to the heart. His breath hitch...

Ever since Shadow killed her father, Sherry has been biding her time prepping. Now armed with an arsenal of artifacts, including one that can disguise her appearance, sh...

Magic and murder pay better than retail... Retail wasn't the career Regina had in mind when she graduated college. On the other hand, neither was murder-for-hire, but th...

This is the story of a man known as a ghost the Boogeymen the one who's legendary in the criminal underworld from going from just another dirty crook to rising enough to...

My therapist said I should keep a journal.

Gods live an eternity, much too long, and thus are driven to boredom. Bored gods meddle. When they treat lives like toys, only suffering follows. Men prop idols to repre...

Calvin, the maintenance man, has been stuck in an endless, neverending loop of duties within the Green Meadow apartment complex that he tends. Every day is the same, un...

this is a tale of three individuals from different worlds forced by they're higher power to build a kingdom despite they're morally compromised mentality they were convi...

He hovered me into the wall twisting my hands behind my back leaving few inches between us Kevin : This marriage will only last upto 6 months nothing else! Rose : anot...