Sam: I'm so bored
Eteled: sorry to hear that but I kinda need some sleep so I'm just going to...
Sam: whatever. I'll just play mario kart.
Will, popping his head through the window: I wanna play.
Sam: bitch at this rate you'll be playing with the squirrels.
Sam: go home
Will: that creepy Wii guy ain't around is he?
Eteled: Damn well I am.
Will: what are you? Sams dad?
Sam: holy shit, are you old enough to date my mum? Please don't.
Eteled: unless your mum is interested in fucking a bent ass white box, i don't think that'd work out.
Austin: I feel like you're the comic relief over here
Austin, frowning: that's my job!
Eteled: I'm that case, prepare to be fired, Sanders.
Will: why are you bald?
Austin: why are you hanging around Sams window? You're not Romeo.
Will: you're not Gru.
Eteled: that's gotta hurt
Austin: Henry, back me up here.
Eteled: you're not fucking Nico de angelo.
Will: WHY ARE YOU TALKING? YOU LOOK MORE LIKE HIM!
Eteled: I do?
Sam: you do.
Eteled: Sam, you look like Elizabeth Afton with brown hair so disrespectfully shut the fuck up.
Austin: I love you guys. Comedic.
Will: CUMEDIC
Eteled: stop.
Sam: yeah no, say hi to the dung beetles for me.
Sam pushed Will off.
