Kiss it off my lips [Ei x fem reader chatfic]

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Author-sama has created a groupchat
Author-sama has named the groupchat "gay mfs"
Author-sama has added 5 other(s)

Amber
??
What is this

Collei
Amber?

Amber
Collei :0

y/n
Aww so this is sweet and all
But what's going on

Author-sama
So I put all the gay mfs into one groupchat

Amber
There's more than this but a lot of people in one group chat makes me nervous.

Ei
Punk

Amber
WTF!!!1!1!1

Author-sama
DON'T START
just have peace
Please
Okay bye 😘

Author-sama has left the groupchat

y/n
...
Collei you're gay

Collei
WHAT NO
IDEK WHY I'M HERE

Amber
Hey don't talk about her like that!
Well, don't make her nervous

Ei
I, myself, is not gay.

y/n
Somebody here isn't talking 🧍‍♀️

Keqing
Shut yo BITCH ASS UP before I knock you're head out of yo shoulders

y/n
Okay damn 😰

Keqing
I was hiding you ruined it

Ei
You can't hide, you do realize that?

Keqing
Please Ei
Take away my vision
I don't want it

Ei
I don't give a fuck

Keqing
PLEASE PLEASE
I'M THROWING IT AWAY

Ei
I'll give it back 🤭

y/n
Wtf is happening.
Also who was that Author person

Amber
Why do you expect us to know?

y/n
If you guys are gay
-Collei

Collei
Thank you

y/n
Yeah
Who are you together with 😐

Amber
Eula

Keqing
Nobody

y/n
Traveler will tell me if you don't
Speak up kitten 🤭

Keqing
Hahahah 😐
Got the whole squad laughing

y/n
Omg ikr I'm so hilarious 😆😆

Ei
Stop it, this is not funny.

y/n
What are you gonna do about it