day 50: 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

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we hit 50 guys omg

'I'm BAAAAAAAAAACK!' said jupitercl0uds in a sing-song tone. They were wearing a satchel and a backpack, had the book Ace of Spades in one hand and in the other, an omniwrench. Hang on, an omniwrench? Well, apparently so, because the world's most famous lombax and his robot companion followed them as they walked in the door. They were wearing thick makeup.

It was unknown why xe were doing an Elvis-style pose

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'How was Norfolk?' asked Scarecrow. He was bandaging up a wound Ariel had gotten, somehow, who had a plaster on his knee.
'Great! I didn't get to go to the town I used to live, or even that nice service station, but it was still fun. Shame there wasn't WiFi, though it seems rather fitting to have the 50th chapter be after I've been on holiday. But look who I found on the w- Oh my god, what happened to Ariel?'
'Oh, nothing too bad. He wasn't looking where he was going when flying and accidentally crashed into a tree. What is that on your face and who are the new people?'
'The new people are Ratchet and Clank and the "thing" on my face is makeup.'
'OH MY GOD- NO WAY- RATCHET AND CLANK? RATCHET AND GOD-DAMN CLANK?' yelled Tails. He was beaming. 'You guys are my heroes... Ever since your first game came out in 2002, I've been so happy. You guys are the only way I've been able to cope with my character development going down the toilet in recent games.'
'Thank you!' said Clank. Ratchet gave Tails a toothy grin and the fox almost fainted.
'Damn, that's the type of reaction I'd imagine myself giving, not you, Tails. You must be a massive fan,' said jupiter.
'Well, you did have a similar reaction when you first saw us,' said Clank.
'Yeah, you were all, "Oh, Ratchet and Clank, no way, I've been a fan before I could walk and had a crush on Clank until I was 7 !!"' chuckled Ratchet.
It looked like jupitercl0uds was blushing, but that was just the makeup. Waluigi walked in, and upon seeing Tails, of all people, squealing with joy, and in the 50th chapter, no less, he let out a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' in amazement.

also guys if you havent played/watched someone play the old ratchet and clank games (as in 2002-2005), then just note that (to me at least) ratchet looks and sounds like he does in those. clank is basically the same visually in all the games and his voice doesn't change much either, but ive played the newer ones (and watched the film) and ratchet is really different tbh. just to clarify.

(also I am aware that his voice actor in the first game isn't in any of the later games, it's just he sounds fairly similar in the first 4 games).

also, apologies for the continuity error, i know in that picture i am not holding ace of spades or an omniwrench, i just wanted to draw those hands

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