Tails was in his workshop, beaming his face off again. He had gone almost 2 months without inventing or fixing or just doing things in his workshop. He really needed this. He listened to Fly Away by TeddyLoid as he gave Orbot, Cubot and Clank repairs.
'And I'm removing those organs, you 2. Where did you even get them from?' said Tails.
'We made them ourselves!' said Orbot.
'Impressive, but this isn't meant to be a smutfic, and you're making it edge close to one. If you like, I can remove your sex drives so that you won't want to. I'm sure it's just a small programming error. I mean, Eggman said it himself - he's an asexual king.'
'Well, I suppose it would be ok then... Cubot?'
'I don't really care, so long as you don't remove whatever keeps us together.'
'Clank? Anything you need?'
'Please remove the memory of what happened on the 16th. I beg of you.'
Clank had clearly seen some crap.
'Ok then? You guys should be ready by the 29th.'
Waluigi and jupiter walked past. They were having a conversation about animation memes when jupiter overhead Tails.
'That's the day before my birthday!' xe said, and then turned back to Waluigi and said, 'You know, low quality gacha life clarity memes where one of the characters cries blood will always be close my heart.'
'It's your birthday soon?' asked Waluigi.
'Yeah. To be honest, I don't expect presents from you guys, seeing as you didn't know my birthday until now.'
Waluigi gave a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!' of relief
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waluigi says 'wa' everyday until dekuyama is popular || volume 3
Fanfictionvolume 1 & volume 2 are on my profile Tails has had a breakdown, everyone's on holiday- and did someone just say a picture? A third edition to the Waluigi series, with new characters, old characters and a recently recovered mp3 player. And don't wor...
