"Hello!" he called. "Is anybody there?"
Nobody replied.
Tony looked at the roof on the closest house and wondered if it would be rude to eat somebody else's chimney. Obviously it would be impolite to eat a whole house, but perhaps it would be considered acceptable to nibble the odd fixture or lick the odd fitting, in a time of need.
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Tony Zeus and the Five Hysterical Maggots
FantasyOnce upon a time there was a pink boy called Tony Zeus. He was on the way to see his Morwenna Olsson, when he decided to take a short cut through Greenton Woods.
