"The ocean is a soup. It has salt, vegetables, and meat. But it's a deadly soup. Too much and it'll kill you. Or something inside will kill you."
"Wait, why is I exist? *silence* Wow, my words don't wanna work."
"How does one yeetus deletus their existence?"
"Teenagers. What are they? Who knows. Wait, shouldn't I know? I'm seventeen. Eighteen next year. Ewww, taxes."
*tries to sing Anime Openings despite not knowing Japanese words*
"Hello hello, I am here for da snack."
"Therapist. How do we trust them? Separate "The" from therapist. You telling me I'm supposed to trust them when if you separate "The" from therapist, it means they force naughty people?"
"How would one say Horror in uwu? Howwow? Ahhhhhhhhhhhh-"
"What if I don't like espresso for my depresso? Can I not be cured?"
"Be like pie! I don't know why! Just be pie!"
"I like....I like....What does I like? Wait, why do I suck at English when that's the only language I speak?! I'm not dyslexic! I've been tested for it and I'm not! What is wrong with me?!"
*spaces out for an hour before crying about Sayori from DDLC*
"I'm tired...I just wanna sweep. Sweep? Sleep. I wanna sleep-"
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