Miles and Bose

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by Willowwasliveonce

by Willowwasliveonce

Bose: What's up guys? I'm back.
Miles: What the- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally saw you die.
Bose: Death is a social construct.

Bose: What are your goals?
Miles: To pet all the dogs.
Bose: No, fitness goals.
Miles: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

Bose: Violence isn't the answer.
Miles: You're right.
Bose: *sighs in relief*
Miles: Violence is the question.
Bose: What?
Miles, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Bose, running after him: NO-

Bose: Change is inedible.
Miles: Don't you mean inevitable?
Bose, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Bose: I actually have a black belt.
Miles: In what, karate?
Bose: No, from Gucci.