You can't hide from lois.

Chapter 1: before the begining.

Its a dark, gloomy night in quahog. You sit in your pink, very 2000's bedroom, on the phone with your sister. Your parents took her to your grandmas today, for her birthday. She will be gone for a week. It's your responsibility to look after the house. "Don't screw it up" Your sister says before putting the phone down. What a jerk. Why would she think I would screw this up? She's such a loser. You say these things to yourself while you walk down the stairs and into the kitchen.

You open the fridge and drink some Milk. Which reminds you to call your boyfriend, Quagmire. You two have been dating for months now. You met him outside your school. You call him up on the house phone and you beg him to come over. He says okay. It's a 30 minute walk from his house to yours so you have to keep yourself occupied until he arrives.

Your scrolling on netflix, wondering what to watch when you see a figure creep up your stairs and into your bedroom. You think "Nope." So you go to walk out the house. The doors locked. of course. You look up the stairs and you see a figure. Blue top and ginger hair looking down on you. "Hello there" She syas in her sexy voice. It kind of arouses you but you are still scared. SHe charges down the stairs, Her face getting angrier every step. YOu scream and jump out of the way. She crashes through the door, leaving a hole in it. you dart away