Nick : I have a new hoodie.
Charlie: Wrong.
Charlie: We have a new hoodie.
Nick: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Charlie: Cannibalism.
Nick: *confused chewing noises*
Tao: So you like cats?
Elle: Yeah.
Tao: *tries to impress her by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
Oliver: I'm moving into the attic.
Charlie: The attic?!
Oliver: Hey, at least it's big. Dad said you used to live in a closet.
Nick : Okay, truth or dare?
Charlie: Truth
Nick : How many hours have you slept this week?
Charlie:
Charlie: ...Dare
Nick : Go to bed.
Charlie: I don't like this game.
Tao, to Harry: I'm sorry I called you an entitled prick
Tao: I assumed you already knew...
Charlie, pointing: May I sit there?
Nick: That's my lap
Charlie: That doesn't answer my question, Nick.
Charlie: do you think nick loves me?
Tara: one time I drunk texted him asking what love was.
Charlie: and?
Tara: he just sent me a picture of your face
Tao: Okay, but don't fall in love with him.
Charlie: Promise.
Three Nights Later
Charlie: F U C K.
Tori: I want someone to tell me how to live my life, because so far I think I've been getting it wrong.
Sai: hey you didn't hear it from me, but everyone thinks you're bi
Nick: wh-
Sai: not me though,
Sai: I know it.
Nick: i have something to say...
Tara: yeah? what?
Nick: i like someone...
Elle: oooh thats sweet
Charlie: yeah tell her
Nick: its not..... a her
Tao: *hands £10 to elle*
Darcy: its fine nick
Tara: yes, tell him then
Nick: ok...
Nick: hey charlie
Charlie: Hi, how is it going?
Tara, Nick, Elle, Tao, Darcy: ...
Charlie: WAIT-
Charlie: here's your birthday card
Nick: aww, thank you *opens it*
Nick:
Nick: did you really handwrite "asdjsksbdhs ily"?
Charlie: and i meant every word
Tara: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Nick's birthday invitations.
Darcy: Well, what are they supposed to say?
Tara: "Nick's birthday".
Darcy: So, what do they say instead?
Tara: "Nick's bi".
Darcy:
Darcy: Works out either way.
Nick, holding a box: what would you say if I came home with 6 kittens?
Charlie: what's in the box Nick
Nick:
Charlie: what's in the box
Nick: I think you know what's in the box
Charlie: let them in
Darcy: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Nick: No way, I'm not kissing any of you.
*Charlie walks in*
Nick: Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules you know.
Nick: I wasn't that drunk
Charlie: you tried to colour my face in with highlighter
Nick: *blushing* because you're important
Nick: *Parks car*
Charlie: Wow, this parking is as straight as me!
Nick: But your not straight
Charlie: I know.
Charlie: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Nick: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
Charlie Spring : I can hold the entire world in my hands !
Nick Nelson : c'mon Charlie, how's that even possible
Charlie Spring (cupping Nick's face in his hand) : what were you saying?
Nick Nelson *crying*
Darcy: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can't take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth
Darcy: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Charlie: Neither.
Charlie: Because it's twelve.
Charlie: Do you love me?
Nick: Charlie... its 4 in the morning!
Charlie: You didn't answer my question.
Nick: Goodnight Charlie. *goes back to sleep*
Charlie, tearing up: OH MY GOD YOU DONT LOVE ME?!?!??
Tori: You use emojis like a straight person.
Charlie: That's literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.
