Andy: Ooh, somebody has a crush
Noelle: Pfft, I don't have a crush on Natalia I just think she's cool, it's not like I stay up at night thinking about her.
*Later that night*
Noelle, very much awake: Uh oh.
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Kate: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.
Danny: You're right, Kate.. Violence can't be the answer.
Kate: Correct, Danny. Now, on to the next lesso-
Danny: Violence is the question.
Danny: And the answer is yes!
Kate: Harley Daniella, no!!
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Kate: I made tea.
Danny: I don't want tea.
Kate: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.
Danny: Then why did you tell me?
Kate: It's a conversation starter.
Danny: It's a horrible conversation starter.
Kate: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
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Fei, playing a game with the gang : OOGA BOOGA BATTLE STANCE
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Brandon: Go ahead, Roxie. Let it out, cry. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry.
Nathan: Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation
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Fei: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
Jessica: I think you mean cards.
Jacob: They did not.
Fei, pulling out knives: I did not.
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Susie: What's wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone's throat out.
Jessica: Fucking Fei and Jacob were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.
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Hunter : I bet fifty bucks
Natalia : oh yeah? I bet sixty
Ronan : I'm betting seventy
Andy : weak! I'm betting eighty
Noelle : STOP BETTING ON THIS
Maxxie :
Gianna :
Maxxie : I bet a hundred
Gianna : you're on bitch
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Noelle : Maxxie, get your head out of there, it's a microwave
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Annika at any given moment : I'M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR KNEECAPS AND USE THEM AS HOCKEY PUCKS
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Jacob: So does anyone have any healthy stress outlets?
Gianna: Screaming.
Maxxie: Violence.
Danny: Tea.
Natasha: Also violence.
Jacob: ...Okay, so we've got tea.
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*Raine and Natasha are attempting to conduct a seance*
Raine: We're not the ghosts, you're the ghost. Unless...
Natasha: You know, I guess I did get into that car accident a while ago and it was a pretty close call - it is possible that I'm dead right now.
Raine:
Raine: One time, I cut up an avocado, and there was a lot of meat left on the pit. And I put the avocado pit in my mouth-
Natasha: The entire pit? You put the entire pit in your mouth?
Raine: Yeah, and I started to just kind of lick the meat off of it, and at that moment I was like, 'if I sneezed right now, this thing would lodge into my throat', and ever since then I've kind of been terrified of avocados.
Raine: BUT the other thing is, I always thought, what if I did die then?
Natasha:
Raine:
Natasha: Fuck, dude.
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Fei : my middle name is Danger
Jacob : I thought it was Ming
Fei : it's pronounced danger
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Hunter, to Maxxie : it's okay birthday girl, throw me across the room
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Hunter, seeing a celebrity he likes : I wonder if they'll sign my forehead!
Natalia, pulling out a pen, just as excited : only one way to find out!
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Maxxie, picking up Gianna and shaking her like ragdoll after she thought Gianna was dead : I AM SO HAPPY YOU ARE ALIVE
Maxxie : you owe me five bucks
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Natalia at any given moment : speaking of embarrassingly small, where's Maxxie?
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Nanny : hey, I'll put in the *insert kid's movie* DVD
Roxie : I'm sixteen
Nanny : okay then put it in yourself
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Ruth : I want to see you get a date before I ascend to heaven to be with the angels
Natasha : and grandpa
Ruth : no, he is not up there
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Gianna : what? I was being booed and I panicked, what was I supposed to do?
Maxxie : suffer. you're supposed to suffer.
