SpongeBob and Friends watching the show

Theme Song

[The Screen opens up with a painting of a pirate]

"Hey that's Painty the Pirate" said SpongeBob

"I've seen him around in many painting museums" noted Squidward

Painty: Are you ready kids?

Kids: Ay Ay, Captain!

Painty: I can't hear you?

Kids: Ay Ay, Captain!

"What are kids doing with that pirate?" Asked Mr. Krabs

Painty: Oooh!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

SpongeBob Squarepants

"Oh for the love of barnacles, you're telling me that this show is all about that yellow moron" Squidward complained

"Is there a problem, Mr. Squidward?" said Mr. Krabs sternly

"Several. It's bad enough I have to deal with SpongeBob in reality but I have watch him in places even when I'm not near him!"

Absorbent and yellow as porous as he

SpongeBob Squarepants

"That really describes SpongeBob very well" said Sandy

If nautical nonsense is something that you wish

SpongeBob Squarepants

"That opening is a lie, SpongeBob doesn't even have a license" said Mrs. Puff

Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish

SpongeBob Squarepants

"Hey, that's Johnny!" Said SpongeBob?

"I wonder what happened to him?" Asked Fred

"I can confirm that the realistic fish-head has retired from the news job. I kinda took over for the rest of the job" said Perch Perkins.

Ready?

SpongeBob Squarepants

SpongeBob Squarepants

SpongeBob Squarepants

"Oh for the love of neptune, we get it, it's all about SpongeBob!!" Squidward yelled

SpongeBob... Squarepants *laughs*

[The sequence ends with SpongeBob making a flute noise out of his nose]

"SpongeBob, your nose is a instrument" asked Patrick

"I don't really use it very often, but I gotta do it sometime now" said SpongeBob

"Even his nose is an instrument, and yet mayonnaise isn't." sighed Patrick