SpongeBob and Friends watching the show

Help Wanted

[Title Card is shown]

"Help Wanted?" SpongeBob said confusingly "Who in the world wants help in this episode?"

[The episode opens with a bubble transition, and we see a coral reef under the sea. The camera zooms to initiate parallax scrolling, which reveals the city of Bikini Bottom. It continues zooming to show a brown rock, a Moai head, and a pineapple, which each contain inhabitants.]

French Narrator: Ah, the sea... so fascinating. So wonderful. Here, we see Bikini Bottom, teeming with life. [shows from left to right Patrick's, Squidward's, and SpongeBob's houses. Zooms in on SpongeBob's house.]

"Hey that's Frenchy!" said Sandy.

 Home to one of my favorite creatures, SpongeBob SquarePants. Yes, of course he lives in a pineapple, you silly. 

"I'm his favorite?" SpongeBob was surprised. "Well gee, I don't know what to make out of that!"

[Scene cuts to the house's bedroom. A sea snail is seen sleeping near a pile of newspapers on the floor, a scallop is seen in a birdcage, and a young, optimistic sea sponge is seen sleeping in his bed, snoring as his foghorn alarm clock ticks. SpongeBob's alarm then sounds. He wakes, but is unaffected by the annoying sound, and with a smile on his face, turns it off. He climbs from his bed to a ladder, leading to his diving board.]

SpongeBob: Today's the big day, Gary!

Gary: Meow.

"Aww, Gary looks so cute, even on the screen!" SpongeBob awed

"Meow" said Gary, who surprisingly showed up here

"Oh hey Gary when did you get here?" asked SpongeBob

"What is this big day, may I ask me boy?" said Mr. Krabs

"It looks familiar, I think we might have to see where this episode goes" SpongeBob answered

SpongeBob: [jumps on the diving board] Look at me, I'm... [jumps up, and leaves his underwear behind] ..naked! [lands inside his pants, then walks over to the exercise room. His head pops out of the top of his pants.] Gotta be in top physical condition for today, Gary.

Gary: Meow.

The customers were interested to seeing if SpongeBob could actually succeed in weight-lifting

SpongeBob: [taking deep breaths, he prepares to lift a barbell that is balanced by two lightweight stuffed animals. He sticks out his chest, but almost passes out because he can barely lift it. He drops it, and it makes a "squeak" noise]

"Stuffed animals, really?" said Don the Whale

"Tell me about it, this guy once attempted to life a stick with two marshmallows" said Larry the Lobster

SpongeBob: I'm ready! [runs outside] I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready! [a dimwitted sea star's rock tilts upwards with him stuck to its underside.]

Patrick: Go, SpongeBob! [falls] Whoa! [crash sound effect]

"Wow! This guy looks like one of those imbeciles Squidward talks about" Patrick laughs. "That rock looks so ugly" Patrick continued laughing

Everyone did not bother telling him

SpongeBob: [runs down the street to the Krusty Krab] There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating: The Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty... with a Help Wanted sign in the window.