what the fuck is wrong with you

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y/n:bye goofy a production

mom: STOP TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT

dad: ohh naughty naught😈🤝..we have to do some business when u come home y/n

y/n runs out of the house with a speed of a turtle and dad tummy its y/ns first day so shes taking the bus and she sees this quandale dingle viber dancing to some music shit she cringes and laughs at him while all the other kids stick their heads out in sync like physcopaths

they both get on the bus and y/n hears these group of kids makin fun of em u wanna sit beside em so u push 1 dude out the window and sit there smiling

dude 1: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

lots of screaming afther u pushed that bitch out

y/n: so hello mi amor

1 fat dude looks up from his ipad (hes the dude now sitting beside u)

y/n: whats ur name

fat kid: larusso

y/n: oh your dad is really hot tell him i said that

fat kid: ok-.........

y/n: first name?

fat kid: antho-

the bus driver comes and drags you out cause u pushed the kid out of the window and u wave antho goodbye 

you walk to school and the principal calls you to his office

priincipa:hello i heard u pushed a kid out the bus window you know you will be suspended to take the bus if you repeat this action i will let you  off the leash now cause its your first day

y/n: but i just watched this from youtube blame them not me

y/n: but i just watched this from youtube blame them not me

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principl: just get tf out already

y/n: imagine swearing(in front of) and blaming kids

principl: GET OUT NOW

y/n: geez some attiutde today

you walk out of the office while an angry principal stares at u in disbelif you also meet the fat kid from earlier

antho: hey

y/n: you didnt get to finish ur name SYA IT SAY IT

you pin him to the locker scaring the shit out of him

antho: ANTHONY LARUSSO he starts crying

1 kid gets pushed into you her name is apprantly "Lia"

whole school: OMG Y/N AND LIA SO CUTE OMGGM U GUYS SHOULD DAY LIA AND Y/N

you make out with lia forcefully cause lia is trying to get u off and then u badass walk off to the crying kid again also lia screams when u walk off


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