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anthony walks in super slaying everyone faints execpt you

anthony: hard to get huh

y/n: hay bitch

antho: waht

y/n: what classes do yo-

principil: can y/n cumbucket come to my office

anth: whatd you do now

y/n: i pushed a kid off a cliff

anth: WHA-

y/n: eh gotta see ya later twat

anth:😃


as you slayingly also walk into the principal office you notice the other kid sitting there too going by johnny lawrence somthing

pricni: y/n you realise you pushed a grown man off a cliff right

y/n: i dont like blondies

john: your tips are literally blonde

y/n: goodbye you should suck my ass if u think u have a chance of talking with me so if you may excuse me now i have so much more better things to do

principal: YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW.

you run out whiile listening to eddie baby i just saw steve and you cant help but cry while listening to it

the whole school lined up and they start doing the e-girl dance from like what 2019 and then u hear nostylish playing everyone singing in sync bitch i wake up no stylist fresh as fuck 

y/n: what in the actual balooms bum cheeks is happening

a grown 45yr comes out asking u to go to hoco with him

y/n: first of all what the fuck is hoco

old dude: home coming sweethert

y/n: no

old dude: HEART BREAKER!!

y/n: never thought id be saying this but ok?

as you leave as the sassiest way you could ever imagine u see theire selling ice cream for baddies across the street so u decide to cross the street then a chicken gets run over but u run across the street not helping it not even bothering to but oh well

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