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Rashta:*Taunts aria that elizabeth's children maybe dead*

Aria:You've yee'd your last haw

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Yoriichi,to aria:This sparks joy!


Yoriichi,to rashta:This sparks bullshit.


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*Aria,navier and sovieshu when they were still children*

Navier,holding a python:Guys,i impulsively bought a snake.What i do name him?


Sovieshu:You did WHAT–?

Aria:William snakespeare.

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Yoriichi:Wanna play truth and dare?

Aria:Sure.


Yoriichi:Truth or dare?


Aria:Truth.


Yoriichi:How many hours have you sleep?


Aria:Dare.


Yoriichi:Go to sleep.


Aria:I don't like this game.

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Aria,entering a meeting:I am sorry i am late.I was....doing things.


Yoriichi,entering after her:I'm things.

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Aria:Hey sovieshu,


Sovieshu:Hm?

Aria:Can a person breath while inside a washing machine?

Sovieshu: ...


Sovieshu:Where's rashta?

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Navier:Is it hot in here or is it just me?

Heinry:Oh it's definetely you.

Navier:What?


Heinry:What?

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*If aria knows that heinry has feelings for navier*

Aria:Just try some light flirting.

Heinry:I can do that!


*Later*

Navier:Great job,high five–!

Heinry:*Interwines fingers*


Naiver:.....wha–

Heinry:I love you.

~~~


*Aria is lost while out shopping*


Yoriichi,hysterical:HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIFE?!?


Security guard:Sir calm down,first what does she look like?


Yoriichi,starts tearing up:BEAUTIFUL!


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Heinry:Looks like we're gonna have to move to plan b.


Ergi:How many plans do we have?do we have something far like plan x?

Heinry:Yeah,but we need to sacrifice rashta for plan x.


Aria:Damn it,let's do plan x!


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Yoriichi:What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.


Yoriichi:Whatever tries to kill aria should kill itself,'cause they will beg for death once i catch them.


Aria:Bold of you to assume i haven't already finished them off...


Yoriichi:*Heart eyes*


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Sovieshu:Did...did you just call your knife a "people-opener"?

Aria:Should i not have?

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Aria:I have done nothing wrong,ever,in my life.


Yoriichi:I know this and i love you.


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Navier:Aria!i don't think we can procrastinate,manipulate,or bullshit out of this one!


Aria:Manslaughter it is.


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Heinley:If i were a garderner,i'd put our tu-lips together!


Navier:*Flustered but happy noises*

Aria:If i were a garderner,you'd be my hoe.

Yoriichi:Yes♡♡♡

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 28, 2022 ⏰

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