cardi c and the ghouls

𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝖎: the christmas uncle terzo was around.

THE FIRST CHAPTER IS FINALLY HERE!

word count:1086

its been 3 whole weeks and sodo and aether still couldnt get their magic trick right, every time they tried aether always got tripped by accident or on purpose. they needed this to be 100% perfect,this was the last time they'd see uncle terzo until he had some "important things" to deal with. This christmas was gonna be really special to the ghouls..not cardinal but the ghouls wanted to see them, uncle terzo was gonna come for once and secondo promised cardinal he'll come as santa this year..all for those silly ghouls...

"hows your lame trick going morons?"cirrus seemed to have some sort of attitude like..it was christmas...you dont gotta be a bitch for not getting presents yet the fuck.

"leave us the actual fuck alone,all you do is slap poor aether and punch him in the eye while im here having to be the one to comfort him and try and get this magic trick right. so if you dont fuck off in the next minute i will legit grab your barbie doll and rip its head off and throw it in the sink where i know you wont be able to fucking reach it. do you understand?" cirrus stood there in complete shock.. with tears starting to form in her eyes sodo knew he was about to be put in time out..

"PAPAAAAA" cirrus kept sobbing out his name, like who wouldnt after being told such a thing. on christmas as well..theres the man cirrus needed.just to get sodo in trouble like always.

"..i cant right now, sodo if you say something like that again tonight, even infront of uncle terzo i will put you in fucking time out and get santa to give you fucking coal and dont forget, i will actually get your fucking barbies and rip their heads off and see how you feel.we dont use the word fuck in the house either, not tonight anyway i want terzo to know i treat you kids right. now then... i gotta get swiss to stop biting, you kids have fun."

sodo,aether and cirrus actually had no idea if papa was calm or not but they actually pissed themselves a little but anyway it was just minutes away till uncle terzo came but sadly uncle secondo was busy doing ladies so he was of course gonna be late.like always as sister told cardinal every christmas with these fun dinners, even if cardinal wasnt a part of the bloodline sister wanted him to be a part of this all.

*when terzo arrives...*

"who the fuck is this guy?"

"thats our fucking uncle sunshine, you should be knowing this stuff me and cumulus have been telling you over and over that man uncle terzo is coming tonight for dinner.how the actual fuck did you forget?" cirrus was legit having none of her bullshit tonight but anyway ech ghoul came flooding into the living room where uncle terzo was just sitting peacefully until some little bitch (yes you swiss, im sorry) legit came and bit his fucking leg

"what the fuck was tha-"

aint no fucking way, swiss was just sitting there looking at him...smiling but growling like a wild dog.

"SWISS THATS ENOUGH GET IN TIME OUT." uh huh you guessed it papa lost it

"fukc yo-"

yeah..so...swiss got fucking dragged and got placed in the time out chair and got told something he'd use against papa one day in court.

"since you're being such a fucking bitch you can eat this fucking coal you fucking bitch how fucking dare you fucking swear thats not fucking acceptable in this fucking house. do you fucking understand me swiss?"

but as soon as terzo turned his head around aether and sodo were setting up for their magic trick which was meant to blow everyones mind. as the ghouls all sat on the couch aether and sodo began their trick

"alright..aether come on walk towards me and stop..close your eyes as well and walk veeery slow" and aether did just that, while aether was slowly walking sodo walked over stuck out his leg, pushed aether so he'd trip then thats when shit went down town. aether began to cry and run off to find cardinal but sodo knew he heard something. aint no fucking way uncle terzo was laughing a little..at least he found it funny in a way i guess, trick was completed.

*halfway through christmas dinner.*

rains pov though?!:

are these two mother fuckers seriously having a staring contest?.. anyway who the fuck even is this " rain clearly has no fucking idea who uncle terzo is like what the fuck anyway this isnt rains pov anymore its just back to the story.

as the ghouls where just legit being the most disgusting things youve ever seen, what i mean is sodo was throwing food at aether half the time,aether was crying,cirrus and cumulus and uh sunshine were being normal and actually eating,mountain and rain where just sitting there and swiss was still in time out eating coal(he enjoyed it dont worry) and how could i forget dear cardinal was legit kicking terzos leg half the time giving him the look that he'll be beheaded in a short time.

"can we g-get our presents now" yes...aether was actually crying his heart out...but anyway you know papa said fine so each ghoul legit ran to the living room but some ghouls did trip sadly aka sunshine and sodo. and poor aether was legit fucking horrified after what has happened tonight so poor little aether stayed by terzos side the whole night until he leaves which then sodo will push him off the bed (a bunk bed btw) but anyway...

*as soon as they open presents and all that im not typing this shit out*

they were some loud as fuck footsteps coming from near the front door as well

"ho-ho..mother fucke-"

...you guessed it, secondo came as santa but actually he was spending the day and the whole night with girls and getting drunk so yk...drunk secondo on the ground..the ghouls where strangely happy though so who gives a fuck.

*when terzo left and yk the ghouls had to go to bed and all that*

so, the ghouls did have bunk beds... the ghouls at the bottoms of each one was aether,rain,swiss,cirrus and the ghouls at the tops were sodo,mountain,sunshine and cumulus. but anyway as soon as they where tucked in and had uncle secondo on the ground as a rug cardinal gave them all a kiss good night (yes on the forehead or where ever on the mask) and then left to go feed his pet rats he keeps locked in the basement.