YOU: y'all did you guys hear that Umbitch banned sports???
DAISY <3: good thing i don't like Quidditch
YOU: yeah tell that to Oliver Wood and see if you still have your head
DAISY <3: PLSSSSS I LOWKEY HAVE SUCH A BIG CRUSH ON HIMM
YOU: FRRR HE IS SO FINE AND THAT ACCENT 🥵🥵
BLONDIE: we all know i'm hotter and my accent is better
YOU: pls those are such lies like you literally say "pottAH" when you know good and well it's "pottER" dramatic af
NEV: highkey jealous that Harry got to play Quidditch w Oliver what i wouldn't have given to be in Harry's position 😩
YOU: oh??? fruity neville????
DAISY <3: FRRRR SLAY GIRLIE POP 💅
ZUCCHINI: at least be gay for young Tom Riddle not someone like Oliver 🤢
YOU: I—????? is every guy on this group chat gay? Neville's gay for Oliver, Blaise's gay for young Tom Riddle, Draco's gay for Harry, and Theo... no Theo's straight as a stick
NOTT YOUR MANS: nah i'm not lowkey Newt Scamander hits diff 🤤
BLONDIE: bullshit i am NOT gay ESPECIALLY not for Pottah
NEV: u sure?
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BLONDIE: how did you even get that???? and yes i'm very sure
NEV: if i see a good picture opportunity, i take it
ZUCCHINI: y'all are a little close for comfort but i ship 🚢🚢👏👏
YOU: IKR I LOVE THIS SM OH TO BE IN HARRY'S POSITION 🛐 HAHAHHAHA NEVILLE UR THE BEST
DAISY <3:
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