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Chapter Eleven

DRACO POV:

LAWRENCE ADDED YOU TO "Operation Drannalise"

10:06 am

YOU:
what is this?

LAWRENCE:
so glad to hear from you too, Draco!

YOU:
i was talking about the group name??
what is up with that

MRS. KNOW IT ALL 🖕🏻🤬:
Please, Malfoy.
We all know you fancy Annalise.
What's the point in trying to hide it?

YOU:
what!
where did you get that?

POTTAH 😡🤬🖕🏻🔪🔫:
just tell her you fucking like her, Malfoy.
i'm not in the mood to argue

GIRL WEASLEY 🤬:
^

YOU:
so you want me to lie to your precious little friend Beckham?
lead her on and then crush her heart?
sounds awfully evil for SAINT POTTAH

LAWRENCE:
oh my Merlin
Draco! Harry!
stop acting like children and behave!!!

YOU:
or what?

POTTAH 😡🤬🖕🏻🔪🔫:
Love, stay out of this

GIRL WEASLEY 🤬:
if you two don't get a room i'll gut you both
like a fish 🔪🐟

YOU:
"Love"?
you're actually dating Pottah?
disgusting, Lawrence
and i actually agree with you for once Weasley

LAWRENCE:
Draco Lucius Malfoy.

GIRL WEASLEY 🤬:
first and last time Malfoy lmfao

YOU:
don't call me that Daisy.

LAWRENCE:
Harry James Potter.

POTTAH 😡🤬🖕🏻🔪🔫:
yes...?

LAWRENCE:
you two listen to me
i will NOT have my boyfriend and my best friends future boyfriend constantly at each others throats
it's so annoying, honestly
Draco stop being a prejudiced dickhead
and Harry stop provoking him

GIRL WEASLEY 🤬:
👏👏👏👏

MRS. KNOW IT ALL 🖕🏻🤬:
Finally, someone said it.
Thank you, Daisy.

LAWRENCE:
of course
it needed to be said

YOU:
i am not Beckham's future boyfriend
where are you guys getting these crazy ideas?
wait
don't tell me
you're all alcoholics/druggies?

GIRL WEASLEY 🤬:
bruh what
no ofc not

POTTAH 😡🤬🖕🏻🔪🔫:
i knew this was a bad idea

BLAISE:
^

YOU:
Blaise?
you're in this group?
and you're AGREEING with POTTAH???