[Open on the Owl house living room, where Luz is reading from the good witch Azura 5 to Queen and Y'N .]
Luz: "Azura," Hecate began. "Our paths have crossed only in battle. But today I stand before you seeking an ally." [Sighs.]
Queen: Luz, you're getting all swoony again.
Y'N: Yea.
Luz: I can't help it. Azura is able to befriend everyone. Even her biggest rival. I wish I had that kind of power.
Queen: Rivals are meant to be annihilated, not befriended. Now keep reading. I've been sucked into your awful fandom.
Y'N: Yea I really want you to keep reading a book when smartphones are invented.
Luz: Okay. Suddenly the door swung open.
Hooty: [Swings the door open.] Ding-dong. Ding. Hoot! Hoot!
Queen: The book has come to life! Burn it!
Y'N: No shoot it then burn it.
Y'N summons out the BFG from doom and Pyro's flame thrower from team fortress 2
[Luz quick hides the book behind her back and goes to the door and finds a basket.]
Luz: Hmm?
[Cut to the kitchen.]
Luz: Eda, you got a package. It looks like a gift basket. What do you think Y'N?
Y'N: No idea.
Eda: Probably an offering. Ah! Being the most powerful in the has its perks.
[Queen, a bib now tied on, grunts as She pulls a blanket off the top of the basket, revealing a snoring baby bat.]
Queen: [Rubbing her paws together.] Mm. Fresh meat.
Luz: No, not eating that.
Y'N: Me neither.
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the owl house harem x gamer male reader
Fanfictionwe follow our protagonist No not Luz Y'N as he goes through the world of the boiling aisles as he befriend and challenges the different witches and learn more about his powers.