Lonely Freddy: What does 'take out' mean?
Ella: Food.
The Sea Bonnies, sitting in a fish bowl: Dating.
Eleanor: Murder.
Funtime Freddy: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD!
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Sarah: That was the worst day of my life!
Oswald: Because you turned into literal garbage, found your body parts in trash bags, and Eleanor left you to die.
Sarah: No because it was humid- YES BECAUSE I TURNED INTO LITERAL GARBAGE, FOUND MY BODY PARTS IN TRASH BAGS, AND ELEANOR LEFT! ME! TO! DIE!
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Funtime Freddy: Names are just noises we are taught to respond to.
Millie: For the last time, I'm trying to sleep. I am begging you to stop-
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Funtime Freddy: You should not have come here, boy. Why are in the workshop?
Camron: I was on my way to the kitchen for a snack and I got lost.
Funtime Freddy: You ended up at the execution of your cousin on your way to the kitchen?
Hayden: In the words of the mean kid Jimmy, I am "nOT A clEveR BoY."
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Millie's Grandpa: Girlie, it's okay, that old bear is just sitting in the workshop, you can come out of the bathroom.
Millie: He's not "just sitting in the workshop", he's waiting.
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Oswald: *Sitting in the corner*
Greg: What's up?
Oswald: I taught the rabbit some modern slang and it won't stop using it!
Pit Bonnie: *Throws a knife at a dart board and locks eyes with Oswald* Yeet?
Oswald, tearing up: What have I created?
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Greg: Don't fear death, fear the state you will die in.
Fleshtrap, who just walked into the room: *horrified whisper* Utah...
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Matt: You've got to act tough Fleshtrap! Show 'em you can't be pushed around! Show 'em they can't mess with you!
Fleshtrap, who somehow got out of home and found himself in a bar: *stands up on his stool and slams his hands down on the bar counter* I'LL TAKE A CHOCOLATE MILK!
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Millie's Grandpa: You see, Millie is at that age where she only has one thing on her mind.
Random Person: Boys?
Millie: Death.
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Greg: I promise you Fleshtrap, I didn't drink the rest of your orange juice!
Fleshtrap: You're ugly when you lie Greg!
Greg: I'm not lying!
Fleshtrap: THEN WHY ARE YOU UGLY?
Matt: *Spits out orange juice*
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Fleshtrap: Daddy! Uncle Jason! I just came to tell you that we are out of pepper spray!
Jason: What? Why what happened?
Fleshtrap: I drank it all, but it tasted like bad feelings. So I drank all the Coke instead, but that tasted like belly medicine. So I ate a whole box of donuts that was in the kitchen. They had sprinkles!
Matt: You drank caffeine?
Fleshtrap: MY BLOOD FEELS FAST!
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Gregory: Hello, my name is Gregory Fazbear. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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Pit Bonnie: Someone made my step-son cry~ Do da~ Do da~
Pit Bonnie: *gestures to Oswald, who is sitting and crying*
Pit Bonnie: That someone is gonna die! *pulls out a chainsaw* Oh de do da ay!
Oswald: DAD NO-
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Oswald: Goodnight Moon.
Oswald: Goodnight Tree.
Oswald: Goodnight weird Bunny Thing only I and my cat can see.
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My Brother, playing FNAF SB: So, how do I get the map? Am I supposed to be in the elevator?
Me: When you step out, you will find the map soon enough...
My Brother: Why are you grinning like that?
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Pit Bonnie, Funtime Freddy, The Plushtrap Chaser, The Minireenas, Ralpho, Blackbird, Lucky Boy, and Sea-Bonnified Mott: *Dogpiling some poor soul*
Eleanor: Yes! YES! ATTACK MY PRETTIES!
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Millie: Why would I trust you? You tried to murder me!
Funtime Freddy: Oh Silly Millie be reasonable!
Funtime Freddy: You're ignoring all the other perfectly valid reasons why you shouldn't trust me!
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Glamrock Freddy: Superstar NO!
Gregory, clutching Chica's voice box: SUPERSTAR YES!
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Fnaf Fluff, Angst, And More Oneshots!
FanfictionSo far I don't plan on shipping characters in these. All characters featured that are not my OCs, belong and to Scott Cawthon and originate from the Fnaf Franchise. These oneshots based on both the games and the books. There a triggers in most o...
