Knight Rider Neptunia

Chapter 2: Knight of the Lastation Hacker

(Lastation Basilicom)

(N/A) POV

Noire: Finally sometime to myself

Noire then began humming to herself as she began to undress

But she was unaware that someone was watching her

Or rather two as a familiar black car was sitting in the same room and hooked up to a bunch of equipment ready for diagnostic tests

But he was getting a bit annoyed as she was tossing her clothes on his seat like it was a coat rack, using his mirror like a make-up compact mirror, and undressing herself, all while Inside of him

KITT: I beg your pardon Miss Noire, but I'm a sophisticated piece of motor engineering and state of the art technology. So would you refrain from using me as a walk-in closet for your personal hobbies?

Noire (Humming): It's not like anyone will know about it. Besides there's no one else here aside from you.

KITT: And (Y/N) Knight if you recall. Your new son? He's still running diagnostics on me tonight to assess the damages to my other systems

Noire: Just please don't let him see me like this...

KITT: This is just a disgrace! (Sigh) It a good thing that Wilton and Michel aren't here to see this travesty. What would they say about this!

KITT then darkened all his windows as Noire finished stripping to the bare nude

Much to the displeasure of the other one who was trying to watch her on secret cameras

Eventually (Y/N) came back to continue the diagnostics

Completely unaware that Noire was still nude and changing inside of KITT

(Insert Knight Rider intro with Hyperdimension Neptunia twist)

(Next morning)

After (Y/N) had gone to bed to let the scanning finish, Noire managed to sneak out of KITT and back to her room, so thankfully (Y/N) didn't catch her inside KITT in the morning

But as he checked the diagnostic results, he had bad news for Noire and Blanc since she had arrived this morning as well with Rom and Ram as they were with Uni on the other side of the balcony we had all moved to

(Y/N): Turns out most of his systems are more damaged than I first thought

Noire: How bad?

(Y/N): Well thankfully his molecular bondage shell is still in good condition, his turbo boost is a bit iffy but for now only needs minor repairs, and his basic scanners, security programs, and surveillance mode is also ok for now

Blanc: Well that doesn't sound so bad...

(Y/N): Perhaps, but unfortunately his other systems and gadgets like the HTDD mode, the silent running mode, the micro jammer, Ski mode, even Super Pursuit mode is damaged beyond my ability to fix

Noire: So you're saying KITT's unable to be fixed?

(Y/N): I'm just saying that it's all beyond my ability to fix. If only Bonnie was here. She'd be able to fix him

Blanc: Bonnie?

KITT: My previous technician

(Y/N): And a good friend of my father and the original foundation

Noire: So you saying that... Bonnie could fix KITT?

(Y/N): Well yes, probably with her eyes closed as well, especially since she managed to rebuild KITT each time he got destroyed