big bird beats the shit out of you then dies

oneshot

MAE POV:
i get my ipad because im a fucking ipad kid and then wow ! i see a new app called 'big bird tells you to kill your entire family' ??
i sigh. this app looks so cool...but since im so #Emo i cant get the app since i already Wanna kill my family- wait! what am i saying? big bird will HELP me! i smirk and download the app,thrilled for what awaits me
then when the app is done downloading i open it. i sign in using my email and apple id and Then wowza big bird appears.

'yo whats up. listen kid i dont have fucking time for this you hear me? fucking kill your family or ill beat the crap out of you kay? i'm not fucking around. if your family isnt dead by tomorrow night at exactly 3:30AM i WILL have your head hanging as the app's mascot.'

big bird laughs at me as i start shivering and trying not to cry. i'm only 8 years old! this is horrifying! i was only Joking when i said i wanted to hurt my family 😭😭😭😭 please stop big bird i just want to be happy...
i sniffle as i get up and run away,but as im running away big bird comes out of the screen and starts chasing me just like seek from doors. intense music starts to play as chairs and pillows fall infront of me attempting to block my way. i somehow manage to outrun him,but not without getting beaten up brutally by him. he spares me,i'm rather shocked.
i get up Shaking im bruised bruv.
thats when chris walks in. my father.
'MAE WHAT IS ALL THIS NOISE??'

big bird has already went back into the app by now. theres nothing i can do to convince my father CHRIS that other things as insane as that happened. he would think i'm going crazy
and ur probably wondering why an 8 year old is so smart,well. maybe stop wondering.

in the end i end up killing my family and we all live Happily ever after!!! YAAAAAYYY!!

moral of the story is dont download that fucking app mae had a dream of

(i made this for mae but if anyone finds this..hi.)